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Help! People keep thinking i'm a girl!
| Ever heard the term trap?
| You're welcome, OP. Come back again if you need a place to chill - Won't have to worry about electric for a month.
| You look adorable. embrace it. use it to your advantage
-TY
| I would bang, not even gonna lie.
| >>162302 How do i use it to my advantage?? I don't really see any practical use to this.
>>162200
What's a trap?
>>162316
Uh... Thank you?
| >>162199
Are you a small framed lilim? You're too young for my tastes for a human and I respect the youngsters right to grow up normally and unabused. But I can not determine if you are a human or a lilim from that picture. If you are a lilim in a small frame, well... that would be a case of demonstration how to use that frame for your advantage in a certain way ;)
| >>162366
I mean, I've never really seen any lillims this life-like, if he even is one. But that would explain how a boy can be this cute.
-OS
| >>162366
Nope! last time i checked, not a Lilim! And don't call me a youngster! I'll have you know i'm old enough to drink! (though, it kind of is a hassle...) If you want more pics as proof, i can oblige, not like i'm doing anything right now...
| I'll accept any pics, anytime, if you need a gf, you know who to ring up.
-OS
| ...Oh shit i just realized, isn't there a rumored child slavery ring going on?
Hope i don't accidentally get caught up in that...
| Good lord OP, be careful. Dont take any alleyways and stay in well lit areas with people.
-OS
| >>162388
Yeah, I come to people's houses and steal their kids at night to brainwash and turn into sexslaves.
Though >>OS is right, just keep basic precautions and noone will have to buy you out of slavery.
—JoKey
| >>162387
Haha, don't worry i had my fill of dank sewers and alleys for a while but uh... Isn't this moving a little fast? I barely know anything about you OS...
Oh, and here's some more pics i guess. Just a warning, most of these are from work.
>PicturesOfMe.Zip
>It contains various images of the loli(?) in a a maid outfit, from what looks to be a maid themed... bar? Other then that, there's a few pics of the loli topless in swimtrunks.
I'm trying to get a little manlier...
| You are failing miserably.
| I mean, huh, i'm a six foot tall girl, 28 years old, single, Athletic build or so i've been told, not really busty, long black hair, glowing green augmented eyes, I like cute boys, drinking and staying at home with a blanket over my shoulders whilst I listen to old movies.
Is that enough details for you?
P.s: very cute maid cosplay, is that a work uniform?
-OS
| Being cute makes others more likely to do what you ask as well as cause others to least suspect you in crime related matters. You are also attractive enough you could be come a model. Trap pics seem to be in high demand these days
-TY
| >>162500
That has its appeal though, imagine:
A cute girly boy tsundere with anger issues, if you ask me, that's moe as hell.
Shit, nosebleed
-OS
| Well, you certainly do look like a miss. I say why question it? Like the previous person was saying, take advantage of it! You're very cute, and if you play your cards right, you could have a crowd of people doing what you want with just a wave of your hand!
...Unless you don't like that kind of attention, then I can see how that's an issue.
| ...This is oddly relatable and I'm not sure why. -Neon
| I just wish I had a girly Bf, is that so much to ask for...
-OS
| Hold up. Is this the same OP that clogged a toilet. Blew up a police station and Went into hiding in the sewers with a lasgun.
Or are these help threads all separate
| He is the same, yeah
| Always needing help whenever and wherever
That sounds like a disability -KM
| >>162521 I never said no! I'll be happy to date you! why don't we meet up somewhere sometime?
... But why do you want specifically a girly BF so bad?
| >>162541
I dont like girls though, they arent cute enough... I just really like cute boys, and they usually have the best personalities and look.
>>162535
A-are you sure? I'd be glad to meet you!
-OS
| >>162577
Yep! Anytime, Anyplace! (I kinda got a lot of freetime nowadays)
If you need me, the name's 'You Marie' (Don't laugh!)
| Now which one's getting baited here
| But I'm the cop...
| Everyone here are a cop
| Also, cause i somehow completely missed it.
>>162461 earlier, Yeah that was a work uniform, though i still have it. It wasn't my choice it was the boss's!
>>162505 Sh... i don't want to manipulate people... Besides, yeah i don't *really* like the attention, mostly cause it comes from guys giving me creepy looks (i'm not gay!)
>>162533
Sh... It's not my fault these things keep happening to me!, though i kind of like the name Helpg/u/rl, maybe i'll go by that from now on.
| >>163000
So what are you doing to get more manly?
Whatever you say is now a requirement by your trips.
| >>163002
I'm working out! building muscle (i hope). And uh... Cardio? what more do you want me to do? go to a plastic sugeon?
| >>163013
While that's good and all, Cardio makes you lose fat, and builds the ass and thighs up. Girly.
You need to do weight training.
| I don't know. I'm about to got get alchohol poisoning, so I might be out for a while.
Oh, and it's supposed to hurt, you just have to keep going, it's the manly wway or somethuing.
| >>163065
If you overload your muscles without going to far, rest and it builds up. That's how muscles work
| Maybe i should just give up... not like muscle can do anything about the rest of me...
| I wonder what that would look like... A loli trap at the gym.. Not a safe thing to think about.
>n3verw3re
| I like your name! You Marie sounds very unique. When someone hears that name, they will immediately think about Helpg/i/r/l.
-GG
| One more thing. I have heard rumours that you like hentai, an that you have both watched hentai with a some, and watched hentai with zombies in it, and I was wondering. You wouldn't mind if I provided you and OS some hentai on your date? I'll do it for free, since you're cute, and you seem to have met two of my friends before. Garrrry Gensen and Geug Grinderson. Just like those two, I'm also a zombie. Just hit me up with the address of where you're meeting, and your fetishes.
-GG
| >>163444
Let me help you with that i now some stores that have some rare hentai like loli milf and futa tentacles incase (s)he has some strange kinks
| Im even friends with some of the owners, maybe i can get you a good price
| >>163444
Uh... Sure? While it's true i *did* watch hentai with a zombie, it'- it's not like I...
Or anything!
| >>163455 Sounds good, though I wouldn't call those fetishes rare. But if you could give me an address, I'd be more than happy to pay full price. I really appreciate hentai as an artform, so buying it on an extreme sale or copying it just feels wrong to me.
-GG
| >>163461
K
>(a list containing adresses of hentai shops)
I can't join you at the\that moment so just tell the clerk the your a friebd of neverwere
Its not the fetishes that are rare, its finding something that contains both, like a loli but a milf at the same time isnt something that one can find with ease.
| >>163461
K
>(a list containing adresses of hentai shops)
I can't join you at the\that moment so just tell the clerk the your a friebd of neverwere
Its not the fetishes that are rare, its finding something that contains both, like a loli but a milf at the same time isnt something that one can find with ease.
| >>163462 No! I didn't think you were judging. You never judge another gu/r/l's fetish. But if I'm not mistaken, futanari, tentacles and milf are pretty common tropes in hentai.
| >>163469 Thank you very much! I'll be on my way right now. Two of them are pretty close to where I live.
| >>163472
Anytime
Welp goodluck on your date helpg/i/r/l and OS
>(user N3verW3ere has left the chatroom)
| I love how N3verW3ere always leaves the chatroom.
| -GG
| Thanks guys!
I'll put on my best clothes for you! Eheheh~
P.s: what a cute name!
-OS
| >>163598 You haven't told me any fetish yet. If you want some free hentai, that would be greatly appreciated.
-GG
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| Hi again, first off, i gotta give thanks to that g/u/rl that gave me shelter from the rain.
But most importantly, I just realized, people keep calling me "miss"?! I mean like, is there something i'm missing ot something?
Here's a reference pic
>Selfie.png
>It's a picture of a concerned looking loli, though a little too tall to be *definitely* a loli
Like, is there something wrong or something? ARE PEOPLE MAKING FUN OF ME?!
Anyway, cheers! Gonna go get a burger or something.