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My face is full of weird creature
| *brains, no eating brains. Thing sorta big so its hard to type.
| Can you still eat food? Just cause it's not attacking you right now doesn't mean you can't still starve.
Maybe try petting it? Might relax it to the point where it will come off more easily
| Attempt shooting yourself in the face.
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| >>162048
It doesn't cover the face completely, mostly the upper part of it. I can still talk, and drink. Eating is a little difficult, but i can deal with it.
Tried petting the thing. Uhh, aside from making it squeak cutely, not much effect. There is also this weird thing on the outer side of this creature, maybe it's a mouth? I'll try feeding it something.
>>162050
I think this would kill me as well. And I don't have a gun anyway.
| Feed it food mixed with laxatives, then go to the hospital.
| Shit, not laxatives, I meant sleeping aid...
| I really wonder whether is it the world going mad or OP has cognitive impediments by this creature.
Why the hell are you posting here OP? You should be running speedlight fast to a hospital. That is the first thought that should have crossed your mind, not posting in a board for help as if tryimg to seek advice on how to increase the performance of your binary code disassembler.
| Autism and bad decisions are the bread and butter of this board, im surprised OP hasent talked about nuking it yet, or making it explode.
-OS
| >>162261
It was really difficult to walk around my apartment, and you are talking about running to a hospital.
Anyway, I fed the thing some leftover burg and it came off half a minute later. I'll visit a hospital later, but so far nothing has changed or harmed me in any way. It doesnt try to jump on my face anymore, and is actually pretty cute. I think I'll leave it as a pet and will post later about how it went, unlesd it really will eat my brains.
| Sounds like the cutest thing ever, it even likes /burg/, what a nice little fella
-OS
| Does someone know a good expert in animal cybernetisation? I want to install some intellect enhancers on the thing, so it would understand my speech.
| >>162397
As I recall, there was someone in the Glitz district installing modified cyber voice synthesizers to animals, but I think he got raided by the Shiba terrorists, back when they were still active. You could ask around.
| You could try sticking some paper or something between your face and the creature in case it tries something while you sleep. Also a snorkel might be a good idea if it moves and blocks your airways.
| >>162394
I find it a little bit freaky to have some organism, facehugger like, unknown and unheared of before, attach on your face and you being unable to remove it whatsoever by force. But it is doing nothing for the moment. Yet you are at its mercy as it is much stronger than you. And you are not alarmed by all this at all.
OP has his mind and thoughts being influenced if you ask me. Seems unable to realise the gravity of the situation he/she actually is.
| So just so you guys know, I think OP has taken the creature to the hospital and they are both alive and well. I don't have the URL but I guess it's being named Facebite?
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| This shit jumped on my face like an hour ago, like a fucking facehugger. I thought that this will be the end of me, i'll get face full of alien wing-wong, but it doesn't do anything.
It just sits on my face, no putting eggs inside my throat or eating brace. Can't take it off tho.
Oh it also squeaks in a cute voice.