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weird bug please help

| okay so i was sitting at my computer and this fucking huge ass bug falls onto my desk and runs towards me so i ran and got a big and trapped it underneath. it was like 5 inches long dude no joke

what do i do, i can hear it moving in there


| Burn the house.


| >>160974
i want to but i kinda live here


| Standard first contact protocol states that all weird bugs advancing rapidly towards you are to be heated until they stop doing so.

Kill it with fire, dude.


| >>160976
ok ive got a lighter im gonna try to take it outside and set it on fire


| You got propellant? You know, hairspray, deodorant ect? Use that for more fire.


| I'll come pick it up. I'll pay 2400 zenny for it
-Arachne


| >>161015
Why are you so desperate for crispy protine?


| >>161041
Hey, hold on a minute. Maybe they just want a specimen. We don't even know if OP burned it yet.


| fucker is inside the house somewhere idk where


| >>161060
Dude, it's cool to admit that you or >>161041 needs the gains.


| >>161083
I have a hobby for collecting insects.
-Arachne

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