danger/u/
This thread is permanently archived
Pathogen Report

| CODENAME: Hubris
TYPE: PARASITE
DESC.: Parasite is of unknown origin. Mature parasite maximum recorded size was six inches from mandible to tail. Average length is four. Organism inhabits human skull, fusing with frontal lobe and causing death within three months of entry. During said period, parasite feeds off of... something. Does not appear to cause a nutrient deficiency, rather, cause of death is invariably cardiac arrest. Possible psychological effects.

>Have fun with this. `


| AUTOPSY REPORT
NAME: HUGH GRANT
CAUSE OF DEATH: CARDIAC ARREST
DESC.: Subject had abnormal growth in frontal lobe area - growth was removed and attempted to flee morgue. Growth was accidentally crushes when employee dropped paperweight on it. Growth appears to have been killed by this. Damage is too severe to gather data.


| Hii


| That's straight out of a fucking horror movie mates, holy shit.


| INCIDENT REPORT

DATE OF INCIDENT: 02/23/207X

DESC.: Growth from earlier autopsy report was not deceased as prior document would suggest. Growth (henceforth named P-03) escaped containment. Location currently unknown. SCO alert raised to Level Epsilon, Level Zeta reclassification pending approval.

CASUALTIES: NONE AS OF NOW


| What are the chances of its self sustainability in the open?


| OFFICIAL MEMO
SENDER: !
CONTENTS: SCO ALERT RAISED TO LEVEL ZETA. ALL PERSONNEL WILL REMAIN IN POSITION UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. TOP PRIORITY IS TO FIND ESCAPED SPECIMEN.


| If anyone needs translating, this means gtfo of GC.


| OH NO, NOT THE BRAIN MONSTERS!


| Why wont they send a couple lilims after them? Cogboys sure dont give a fuck about brain monsters.


| >>161923
Simpler still, send in remote controlled mechanoid avatars. Shape them as you like, human or spider or centipede or beeswarm.
Most of all, GC is seriously lacking in practical problem solving minds. There would be thousands of virtuapilots and mechwarriors who would LOVE to remote command the machinery. Within hours of the call for volunteers. A massive irl 'hunt the bugs' game.
Among all the craziest feats we can pull off, we stumble at something as trivial as this?


| Good luck getting the QUINCY administration to do anything about solving problems


| >>162287 Then yea. It is better this pathogen spreading as fast as possible and clean up the city from its own people. At least the chinese will definitely care better for it and their own people they'd bring to live here.

Total number of posts: 13, last modified on: Wed Jan 1 00:00:00 1519609203

This thread is permanently archived