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BuzzFeed: "UK DOESN'T ACCEPT PHOENIX CORPS APOLOGIES"

| Lots of rumours going on and about the weird event that took place yesterday night. Intercepted radio-feed was posted online, revealing what many could only think of as a power-struggle between two major military forces within Glitch City: infamous UKoBIaNMC colonial military and Phoenix Corps, private law enforcement corporation.
Earlier today, miss Myranda Talyn, field commander of the Phoenix Corps, has released statement, apologising to UKoBIaNMC forces for what... (1/4)


| ...she claimed to be a "clerical error". We have reached out to the UKoBIaNMC ambassador within the Glitch City, Mrs Ariel Blimm, for comments.
"We can't really blame someone for a simple papers mismatch, now, can we?" — Mrs Blimm told us in a private interview.
"Nor can we demand or accept from someone, anyone, an apology for doing their job. If someone is to apologise, it would be me. I, as an ambassador, should have made sure, that our status within the city..." (2/4)


| "...is confirmed with all the major groups. Instead of relying on QUINCY administration to notify their subordinate forces of our status, I should have established contact personally." Said the ambassador.

So, a simple paper mismatch? Or a hidden power-struggle that would result in a devastating war? Apologies fly back in forth, but not a trace of respect is found in the voice strangely similar to the voice of Miranda Talyn, that can be heard in the now viral recording. (3/4)


| So is this really all there is to it? We do not believe so! Stay tuned and find out the truth!
Monthly subscription is now just for $9999! (4/4)


| Fucking cockroach version of The Sun.


| Sure


| Twice. They butchered her name twice.

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