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| Can't wait to see what overpriced, fake bounties get posted about me today! -CN
| Job: Client wants to further magnify the hostility between the Foreign Military (you know which), the Phoenix Corps, and the GCPD. Doesn't particularly care how its done, but the Client says that it's already happening organically on its own. They just think it needs a little... fertilizer.
Pay: Starting at 2 million. Negotiable.
| >>158514
You'd be surprised, there's always some kid talking about how they want to "geek that shonen kid, the CN."
Though it's obvious that either they never went through with it, or you took care of them, seeing as you're here.
| >>158518
It's the former not the latter. There's plenty of ways to solve problems without bullets. -CN
| Job: Client is seeking the removal of a number of individuals with a penchant for using ice-cream flavor-based codenames. In particular, a woman known only by the handle of "Vanilla" has been especially troublesome. The individual, and her subordinates, are deniable assets- therefore, any method of termination is acceptable.
Pay: 3.7 million nuyen.
Negotiable hazard pay for her subordinates.
| Can anyone geotrace where do these posts come from? I could even donate for that and the information to be forwarded directly to GCPD. Scum like these have transformed GC to a wild wild west.
| >>158799
Even if that could be done I doubt it would make much of a difference. They would probably just move by the time they get the info. -CN
| >>158799
If it was that easy, you think anyone would post here? Besides, it's the corps that killed law and order- what with their private armies and legal legions.
-Gemini
| Not that it matters, anyway. This space is for all to contribute to. One of us does not represent all of us.
| >>158811
I agree. Because people are stupid enough to privatise police and law and the judical system. What would you expect when last century we voted justice to be not a public social benefit and threw it to be market material? Sell sell sell sell everything.
We should ask the world a favor and nuke GC to rubble and dust.
| I knew a guy who wanted and would do it, but he lost his nuke somewhere in neo mexico
| >>159014
For the right price, maybe. Otherwise, we'll stay here and continue making profit regardless. :P
That reminds me... @Geekboy, word around the grapevine is that you're collecting certain, special "children" for some unknown purpose. How much would it take for you to part with one of them?
| >>159637
So you *do* keep them... honestly some people were wondering if you had a stable or something, or if you were running a half-way house. That's what "good" guys do, right?
But I digress. The client's not interested in the "furry" ones- they were very specific:
>An image is posted of a girl in a grey dress with a small, black triangle on their lapel. They have short, black hair, grey eyes, pale skin, and no other outstanding physical appearances.
| >Nothing too out of the ordinary is apparent in the photo aside from the photos resembling ones you'd see in a mugshot.
The client's asking 4 million, CN. That's more than most would offer for an assassination.
| Sorry, I meant is offering 4 million.
| >>159643
If that's the case then I don't have her. Thought you meant one of the others. Besides even if I wanted to sell them they're not in an easily accessible location. -CN
| >>159654
-sigh- So you're gonna be like that...
Alright, alright, I'll let this one slide. But the others might not.
| >>15͜9́641͏
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| >>159658
Whatever do you mean :3? Besides if anyone has issues with how I work they'll need to get in line. You said it yourself, I got a lot of amateur razorboys after me. -CN
| >>159669
That's not what I meant. What I -meant- is that this isn't the first one to ask about the orphans, CN. And won't be the last.
And you've been in this business long enough to know that just because some of them will move on to other hits, *others* won't. Others with nuyen to burn.
| >>159669
Been seeing a lot of people wanting to take you on, how in the ninth layers of the abyss did you manage to piss off so many edgelords.
>>158799
Trust me I wish my superiors would tell me to arrest people like these scumbags, but all I get are my cases shut down, join the force they said, it'll be great they said, fuck me and my dead end job.
-OS
| As for me, I'm just a fixer. I set up friends with friends. I don't want anything to do with this, and I won't have nuthin' to do with this-
| >>159694
Sez you. Cowards live, razorboys like that team flying around as if they're the C-Team get geeked. 'Sides I don't want nothing to do with no kids.
| >>159696
It's not a child though. The reason why so many Mr. Johnsons want those kids is because they're really-
| >>159701
Whoa whoa WHOA! What, were you born yesterday or something? Damn idiot.
If you got paydata yer supposed to sell that shit, not brag about it. You're going to call down every decker in here on yer ass faster than-
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| Now then. Can we please get back on track?
The next slack jawed idiot who starts a fight here over something stupid like paydata is losing their deck.
| ...grumble.
| >>159725
They're referring to a group of paramilitary rejects running around. Not shadowrunners- too obvious and open for that, unless they're very *bad* shadowrunners. Call themselves "Alfa-team."
| >>159726
Seems like there's plenty of people getting gun crazy lately... doubt that's gonna last long at this rate though. -CN
| 300k, in nuyen, not zenny.
| Job: ZC. Client doesn't know who it is or who they are. Neither does client care. Client wants them gone.
Pay: 5.6m nuyen
Notes: Minimum collateral damage. Proof confirming target identity needed.
Pay negotiable.
| >>159786
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Nothing personal, geekboy. Gotta look after myself.
Let's just say that the Client would probably slit my throat if I said anything.
| (*CN)
| >>158786
One warning. If any of you cocksuckers so much as breathe in the direction of Vanilla, I will bring SUCH A FUCKING FURY on your pansy ass, that dumpshock will be the LEAST of your fucking injuries.
Don't even THINK about it.
| >>159884
Razzle frazzle-
>>159883
Minigun!? What-
-... oh.
Ohhh.
That wasn't me, though. That was my... er... coworker.
| To be fair, she would have never fired that indoors. I mean, come on.
| >>159890
It's fine. You guys going to be open? I need one last drink, for my one last job. and by drink I mean bottle.
| >>159887
I mean I don't blame you if you're still mad but I'm trying to not be antagonistic here... I blame the fact we haven't had time to really talk in person before for. -CN
| >>159891
We are right now, actually.
>>159892
Grumble grumble...
...
...
...
... the chocolates...
...were...
...delicious.
| I guess I'll be there.
| >>159893
Really? Glad you liked them then ^^. Happy I was able to leave a good impression last time. -CN
| ...For some reason, I just imagined the super vulgar person above as being a smol, angry loli.
I wouldn't happen to be right, would I?
| >/////>
| FRAGGING EMOJIS
| A-anyway...
| >>159970
Well no time like the present. I'll pass by the place and hang out a little. Might as well keep this pace going. -CN
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