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(AD) /burg/ers
| Loli: Check
Burg: Check
Not Epilepsy: Check
5/7, perfect.
| >You watch as she takes out an understandably delicious looking burger... a classic one, with sesame seed bun, lettuce, tomato, onions, a pickle or two, a slab of (probably artificial) meat, melted cheese, and mayonaise, ketchup, and mustard. She looks from you to the burger and then back to you, then smiles and happily noms down on the hamburger, pieces of food slightly dirtying her lips.
>As she continues to munch on the burger, the camera pans around her 360 degrees.
| >Before setting back on the loli. By this point she is half way through the burger, but does look pretty legitimately happy, even though the burger is clearly a lot better made than most.
>She smiles at the viewer, before the screen is replaced by a line of text.
"/burg/. New locations available in the Cathedral and Temple districts."
| >The ad ends.
| Fuck these targeted ads are getting much, how do they know i'm a lolicon?
| >>158472
Ok, check the registry of your cyberdeck for anything related to "Happy Happy Fun Times LLC." Don't remove it just yet, because it's going to detect you trying to purge it and it'll start throwing up some bullshit about how it's a system file and shouldn't be deleted if you want to get tasty advertisements based on your personal preferences (yes, it really does see that).
Instead, try loading this file; >uploads Hurp.cxc
| It's a baby ICE program I modified to only go after and remove bloatware installed on people's decks when they access the Matrix for the first time. If yer good, or if you're a diver as opposed to a decker, you can just remove it yourself within the Matrix, but anyone else is going to have problems because the bloody thing is actually *itself* a heavily modified ICE program.
That's why it resists being removed.
| Anyway, uh, good luck, and no, I totally don't work for /burg/corp, why would you think that? Haha... uh...
| Loaded it, man that's a little fucked up. Still gonna get a burg though.
Wait should i be doing this on the company mainframe.
| ...if your company employs any minor or major league deckers, or uses its own ICE... then they may... uh... get into a fight in your company's intranet.
Because, remember, my solution was to load a modified ICE program to kill another modified ICE program, and, well, I imagine both would be considered hostiles by any automated systems you have protecting your mainframe, so...
... sorry! ;;
| Nah lol, it's just a taco company.
| That little girl melts my goddamn frozen heart, I just want to make her my daughter and spoil her rotten
| >>159122
I think she's an up and coming actress, or at least, is trying to be one. Watched her on that one trid talk show, "Wyrm Talk" the other day.
Her name is Ava, last name retracted by the broadcasters for her safety. Apparently she wanted to go into acting but so far has only been able to get roles where she can basically do mundane things and look cute.
Not sure whether to be happy for her or sad for the state of the marketing industry.
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| >The screen is white, but not TOO WHITE, unlike a certain other advertisment.
>It depicts empty space, when suddenly a cute loli arrives. She's wearing a baby's breath blue camisole and small fuzzy slippers, and has in her hands a small brown box- the kind you normally see fast food hamburgers within.
>As she enters the center of the screen, she simply sits down on the floor and smiles at the viewer. Then she slowly opens the box, as the camera zooms in on the box's logo.
"/burg/"