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(Stream) Call of Counter IV with Elnir
| >After having played the game for a while, a noise can be heard outside, and she takes the rifle and shoots whatever is making the noise, then does some sick quickscopes.
| Now that, razorboys and razorgirls, is a gen-u-ine, tried and true, gamer g/u/rl.
| >After playing for a few more hours, she walks over to the fridge and grabs what looks like a human arm, eats it whole, spits out the bones, sits down, and proceeds to defuse the bomb midair while throwing a laser axe perfectly through someones throat hitting the person right behind him perfectly between the eyes and wins the match.
| This... this looks... familiar... somehow...
| Funny how even the passage of time couldnt destroy CoD, it just rebranded and everyone hailed it as new, sad beyond measure. I mean, atleast put a good zombie mode!
-OS
| Just replace zombies with the GCPD
| >She has now played for over 34 hours, eaten six human arms, shot out her window three times, won 683 matches, gotten 5673 noscope kills, and she hasn't blinked once.
>For the first time since the stream started, she goes to the title screen, then walks over to the middle of the room. She then pulls a string hanging down from the roof, and then a shower head falls down.
>She stands there naked, showering for about 25 minutes, and the water seems to get absorbed into her body.
| This is bloody amazing.
| >Her biology seems to be like a regular 60-70 year old human female, but how she absorbed that water is not possible to see.
>She then throws the shower head up, and it seems to disappear. Then she sits back down, finds a match, and perfectly kills the entire enemy team 30 seconds after the round starts with a few perfectly placed shots from an AK83 rifle.
| 30 Second nuke really, this is some high level fucking strat my dudes
| >Something breaks her window, she pauses the game, and goes right for her rifle.
>On the pause screen, you can see her rank, and she is, not surprisingly, the second best player in the world.
>Before she is able to grab her gun, a grenade comes flying through the broken window. Immediately, Elnir jumps through the air, grabbing the grenade, and throwing it back in one motion.
| Huh, wonder who the best is
| >She grabs her rifle, opens the door, aims her rifle at whatever device she was using, and pulls the trigger.
| >A message appears on the screen "This livestream is currently down, but stay tuned for more".
| The more things change, the more they stay the same.
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| >The video is of an old lady playing the newest game in the famous fps series, CoC 4. She has no hair, weird, greyish skin, and she is really fucking good.
>She runs around, noscoping everyone she sees, headshots every time.
>In the background of her facecam, a big laser rifle can be seen, leaning against the wall. Aside from that and the couch she's sitting on and a refrigerator, there doesn't seem to be anything else in the room.