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[Terminal|Encrypted] Phoenix Corps Headquarters Office Internal Mail System
| >[TYPE HERE:]
["Today I received a word from lieutenant Vincent, current commanding officer of the UKoBIaNMC Glitch City's 1st Combined Arms Detachment, that they had received complaints from you, regarding credibility of UKoBIaNMC operations within the city. I am authorized to notify you, that by Agreement RT-QY:543-E, UKoBIaNMC forces within the city are fully authorized to respond to any and all events and entities,"]
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| >[TYPE HERE:]
["that may threaten the safety of UKoBIaNMC embassy and/or UK patrials within Glitch City. As lieutenant Vincent explained to me, one of GC 1'st CAD operatives has encountered an unknown threat, while being in the city off-duty. As said operative is both a GC 1'st CAD member AND a UK patrial, GC 1'st CAD was thus fully authorized to respond to the threat. You can contact Prime-minister QUINCY for further clarification.
—Truly yours, Ariel Blimm."]
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[SEND]
| >[MESSAGE SENT]
[FORWARD MESSAGE]
>[ADDRESSEE:]
[TALYN, MIRANDA]
>[TYPE HERE]
[ATTACH FILE]
>[ERROR]
[͔̟̪̞̖̥ͩ́̚A̟̞͖̥͐͗͂ͤ͛ͯͧT̯̭̬͓̮͂͠T̩̥͕͇̑̉͗͋̑̇̌͡Aͥ́Cͪͧ͒ͬͧͩH͚̙̯̙̯̉̐ͨ̋͑̄ ̠̫͎͓̣̎͆̂̑ͦ͊ͪF͖̲̳͔ͫ̄I͊̋ͤ̉̑͌͏̗͙̼̯̹L̬͖͙͇̯̙ͨ̂ͫ͗ͬ̂ͅË͙͉́ͫ̒̆]̲̠̜̯̙̝̄ͭͤ
>[SECURITY-HOLE.PPGH ATTACHED]
[SEND]
>[MESSAGE SENT]
[ABORT CONNECTION]
>[CONNECTION ABORTED]
|
| [WARNING!]
[WARNING!]
[UNIDENTIFIED FOREIGN USER BREACHING INTERNAL SECURITY!]
[NOTIFYING FORCES DESIGNATION "BLUE" AND "PURPLE"!]
[PATCH NETWORK RETRACE]
[MANUAL IP LOCKDOWN]
[USER: "FOREIGN ID"]
[INITIATE IP LOCKDOWN]
[INITIATING...]
[INITIATING...]
[COMPLETE!]
[USER: "FOREIGN ID" DETAINED AND DISABLED]
| [MANUAL PATCH NETWORK REWIRE]
[SENDING TO "FOREIGN ID"]
[FROM: USER "HQ"]
[FORWARD MESSAGE]
Now you listen here, "Ariel Blimm". It doesn't matter if you have the correct legality of action or not. We were merely operating in principle, the same principle you would be operating on under the instructions provided to us as legal military forces within the boundaries of Glitch City. In turn, you illegally hacked our internal mailing system instead of just sending us an email.
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You simply cannot just hack our comms without expecting some sort of repercussions. This WILL be reported to QUINCY and the correct internal authorities. In the meantime, the IP of this "Merlin" AI you've used will be marked as a Level 2 cyberthreat henceforth. If we see this IP ever again in our internal messaging systems, we will consider it an ACTIVE ACT OF WAR and a BETRAYAL OF LOYALTIES TO GLITCH CITY!
Sincerely yours, Maria Wisteria, CEO of Norn Incorporated.
[SEND]
| [USER "FOREIGN ID" MANUAL BOOT FROM SYSTEM]
[BOOTING...]
[COMPLETE. "FOREIGN ID" BOOTED FROM NETWORK.]
[RESETTING NETWORK TO DEFAULT]
| (ooc: btw im retarded and cant spell names, sorry for that XD)
| (if anything it only made the BuzzFeed report even more realistic. xP)
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| >[CONNECTING...]
>[CONNECTION ESTABLISHED]
>[ENTER YOUR ID:]
[Merlin]
>[ERROR, ACCE̜̭̻͙̮ͥ͐Ṣ̘̥͎̼͈ͅS͖͖ͥ͒̍ͨ̑͝ G̥͇̤̜̙ͦͤ͂̃R̭̦͖̜̼̮̙͜A̷͕͔͓̯͒̿̉̆̎̌ͤN͚̅̏̑́T͖̝͉̞͙̩̬E̱̭̞̓͊ͯ͆ͥD̘͉̬̫͕̯͕ͨ]
[FORWARD MESSAGE]
>[ADDRESSEE:]
[TALYN, MIRANDA]
>[TYPE HERE:]
["Dear miss Talyn. First of all, I'd like to beg my pardon for being so invasive in my attempt to reach out to you. Security gap, used to establish this connection will be sent to Phoenix Corps in a different message."]
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