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Help! I

| Water.
I'm thirsty.
I'm tired of killing zombies.
I'm tired of wandering in the darkness
Hentai man diddn't even show up.
I'm out of ammo.
Should i just give up?


| Never give up, never give in.


| Really try visiting genestealers hive. They are nice guys, when they arent trying to make you a part of their hivemind.


| If your in the sewers why don't you back pedal to the entrance?
better yet, find a manhole. Those still exist right?


| >>157611

Totes.


| Some Derks welded a few of those, to get better methane extraction.


| Damn, k.


| There is still a chance. I did say only a few of them.


| oh, k. Then search for tunnels that lead to nowhere. 98 percent of the time they lead to manholes. If you can escape and find where you're at, I can pick you up, OP.


| Very bad advice. Tonnels that lead to nowhere are always filled to the brim with zombies. Poor guys cant figure out why it is they keep walking into the wall yet can't advance any further


| Manholes *should* be at every 200 or so meters.


| Well there you go, problem solved. OP, find some and start living.


| If you get out from a manhole, just tell me fella, i'll come get you to safety
-Falschen


| Fuck. I'm sorry. I was busy with other things. Finally got myself a job, so now I can buy more hentai. Do you still want me to come? You still have that tracker on you, so I can still find you.


| ... when did you put a tracker on me?


| Wait, you dont just put trackers on random people? How boring is your life man.
-F


| Wait, do people actually do
... Wait.
*Shakes hoodie and tiny plastic bits fall off*
... You people are going to drive me to drink. You insane motherfuckers.


| Welcome to Glitch City


| This thread is great.


| Hey man, dont take it off, it would help him find you! And keep me entertained, mostly
-F


| HOW DID YOU GET A TRACKER IN MY SOCKS.


| Learn to live with it. >>157865


| Hey man, how did you FIND that tracker in your sock, see we got both play that game, you should just learn to live with it man
-F


| I love to track the people walking around in shady areas. It makes me feel safer. >>157865 I think you have one in your ear too.


| HOLY SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT
THERES ONE IN MY PANTS TOO
AND ONE ON MY GUN
AND ONE ON MY SHIRT


| AM I MADE OF TRACKERS


| Oh hey a manhole.


| What a story, Manhole.


| Want me to pick you up, using the hair tracker?
-F


| No it's fine, i know where i am! I'm at the airport


| WHY ARE THERE MORE ZOMBIES


| >>158210 The airport! I live close by! I'm that zombie with a hentai shirt, hentai jacket and no pants!


| What? There should be no zombies at the airport, since the k-tran guys started repairs.


| -GG


| >>158214


| >>158214 They don't show themselves that often. Probably thought it was safe since no one is working there today.


| Oh lol i see you


| Wait are you the one running at me with a giant metal arm or the one roaring


| nvm wrong they have pants


| Yeah. I have a metal arm though. I think I see you.
-GG


| Such a majestic sight, a with no pants standing proudly over a tower of rubble


| >>158282 Thank you! I have never been called majestic before!

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