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Preparin' a raid.
| What's the target like?
| >>157200
Mostly soft... disheveled. Probably second hand or makeshift armor. Some guns that haven't seen use in centuries... that sort of thing. No specifics given, just need to do some damage and thought some chummers' would appreciate the shooting gallery.
| Gonna need some names, gotta put names on my bullets.
| hmm... Money? and or is the person a terrible person?
-8||8
| >>157208
Believe me, there are gonna be too many of them to care about putting names. This ain't no assassination we're doin' here. This is... well.
Let's call it "cleaning up."
>>157218
Speak for yourself, mister hitman.
| Would I get any money, and what race is the targets?
-GG
| >>157241 >>157244
Well... Mister Johnson kind of gave us a stipend, but we figured this one's so easy even a milk run ain't a proper term for it. But sure, help us out here, and you'll make a good 20,000 nuyen... no questions asked.
As for the race... we're hunting humans, chummers. Mostly un-augmented humans.
>>157246
Aight, you wanna be that way?
We're hunting "Humanity First."
| Sounds good... I'll do it okay? Where is it happening?
-8||8
| >>157353 >>157355
Neko Park. Now, keep in mind that the park is still owned by the Jinterprises Corp, and they got themselves a god damn army... like all good megacorporations. We think we might have worked out their guard schedules, however. No promises.
Job is simple. Go up to that big ass fort made out of trash they got... "knock" on the door... and light 'em up.
We think we got about fifteen minutes of hosing' until both the GCPD and Jinterprise security responds.
| GCPD ain't shit, but you wanna be looooong gone before the corporate security arrive.
And I do mean, *long.*
Anyway... happy huntin', folks.
| Maybe. Maybe not.
| >>157371 Nah. I'm coming. Not a huge fan of mass murder, especially not if they can't defend themselves, but I'm coming. I really need the money, even if it ain't much.
-GG
| >>157371 >>157375
Murder? Ain't nobody going to miss these gutter trash. Remember who started all that rioting business a few months ago...
>>157391
And who are you supposed to be, razorgirl?
| >>157393
S-seriously?
Like...
Look at my last name.
Also murder on our property even if we are ideological opponents is atill murder on our property.
-Jaquilen Jin
| >>157393 I wasn't even on this planet while the riots were happening. I came around the time of the airport incident, and honestly, I couldn't give less fucks. Murder is murder, but if murder is necessary for my survival, I'll do it. Right now I have no money due to the racism in this shithole, so I have to get it somehow.
>>157398 Don't know who you are, but if you're gonna be there, bring some weapons, so I won't just be killing helpless people.
| -GG
| I'm gonna get my patrol routes switched. -Felix
| Hello, potential raiders.
My name is Midna Talyn. I am the field commander of the Phoenix Crops forces.
Just to inform you, we now have entire cybersecurity legions of crew working the Matrix, and especially this site. We stay informed on what is going to occur before it usually does.
We want to inform you that we qualify this as a Level 3 threat in our books. The definition of Level 3...Well, to be blunt, is shoot on sight.
If we see you here, we will kill you. Mark my words.
| We have no interest in arresting multiple repeat offenders. From the way you speak about your jobs, you are all clearly experienced in these jobs, experienced enough to know that jobs like this are generally pretty easy looking, but end up much heavier than they normally are.
Surely I shouldn't have to remind a team of Shadowrunners that there is no such thing as a milk run, right?
If you show up here, our goal will be to eliminate all hostiles with extreme prejudice.
| I was wondering when the big guns will show up. I better bring more popcorn.
| This is a new era for Glitch City. The GCPD may be underequipped and restricted by their various laws to keep things in check.
We aren't.
Our technology is more advanced than anything the GCPD has. We have tools in our arsenal you couldn't even begin to imagine in your most intense science fiction dreams. If you go against us, there will be no mercy.
We will protect Glitch City at all costs. No matter the damages. We are not afraid to vaporize you where you stand.
Midna, out.
| Evidently not. Miss Jin. I wouldn't risk your life if I were you, but if you do show, Please tell me ahead of time, I got to make sure that I got something sweet to eat.
| >>157513
... pft.
Keep the trash talk to me, bud. When this is all over, I'm asking Mr. Johnson for hazard pay, and I'ma hire you a comedian to help you work on your lines.
... by the way, if you slicks don't know who that cute little number is... that's Jaquilen Jin... heiress to the Jinterprises estate.
As in, *the* girl next in line for the Jinterprise throne.
| ... What.
| >>157518
Just so you don't waste any time, and do more harm to our property. We've increased guards, as well as contacted GCPD who have sent one of the Black Phoenix members as well. So... Maybe just, don't?
-Jaquilen Jin
| >>157518
Are you stupid? Retarded? Both? I'm here for a show, not a fight. I got my 40x, Popcorn, and whiskey.
| >>157524 Sure. I'll stay away, but could you get me a job? I really need money, and now I kind of lost my chance to earn any. I have never committed crimes before btw. Not on this planet at least. I'm no shadowrunner. Also what is Jinterprise?
-GG
| >>157530
Oh, you don't know? Jinterprise is the main supplier of power. We supply power now to all public buildings. About 66% of electricity is used by our Super Conductors which allow us to cheaply distribute electricity. If you need the money, yes we are hiring. What are you specialties?
-Jaquilen Jin
| >>157532
We always have opening for R&D if you specialize in engineering or sciences. Especially currently. If you have an easier time with weapons we do hire security for many of our locations as well as our specialized guards.
-Jaquilen Jin
| Hey any amateur razorboys who are thinking of taking this job still, here's a tip: Don't. -CN
| ...I'm not sure if razorboys these days are just a very special brand of stupid, have been slotting way too many John Harambe Rambo simsense sticks, have absolutely zero self preservation instincts, or all three. This job was boned the moment you opened your fat mouth and not only gave away whom the target was, but had the misplaced, third chromosome ballsack to insult an otherwise well known public figure.
Everytime I read threads like this I age another forty years. -Neon Knight
| >>157537
Maybe you should retire then, old man. If you and yours are tok afraid of busting a nut in a looker like Jinny over the Matrix, then maybe you should hand her over to us before she gets knocked up in an arranged marriage, ye?
| >>157537
Damn, forty? Thats a lot of years man, you must be about a thousand at this point, with all this shit plaguing the board
-F
| >>157539
And maybe you should update the firmware on that secondhand deck you got from Rigger last Thursday. A smart chummer would be able to put two and two together from the trail of garbage code it's been spilling out.
I'll give you a hint. Starts with Star and ends with a four letter word.
| -Neon Knight
| Star Wars?
| >static emmits for everyone connected on the second layer matrix (beyond simple computer interface) and the image of a pink-haired lilim flashes into everyone's mind for a second
Well this certainly is a fun thread, you see craziness everyday huh.
-The Serpent In The Garden
| >>157551
You want to meet on a roof top and see how >>157548 gets fucked by not only Jin, but by P corp AND Phoenix sisters?
Gotta chuck this phone I guess.
-Mano
| Umm... Are you still there GG? Uh... Anyways head to any one of our kiosks or look on our website if you want to apply for a job. I'm going to head off, so uh... Yeah.
-Jaquilen Jin
| >>157534 Guard for a giant corporation sounds like I would set myself up to be a target. Do I get any kind of insurance? Do you replace my limbs if they get destroyed? I assume the pay is good, but I'm not just going to commit suicide. I need some more info.
| >>157561
Benefits include covered life insurance, and replacing limbs. Payment varies depending on the situation we need you in. Suicide isn't covered on the life insurance policy. We cover health insurance as well, though it only covers Rxcellence hospitals.
-Jaquilen Jin
| >>157568 Well I guess I'm finally getting a job then. Just one more question. Do you mind that I'm a zombie? Most places don't like that.
| >>157574
I'm sorry? Is that a new term? I've heard "wageslave" before which, I find rather rude to people. Is it like that? Or do you mean the people who were acting strange before...
-Jaquilen Jin
| Nobody gonna mention the static and mind raping lilim? I guess I'm finally starting to lose it huh
-Falschen
| >>157579
Yeh, I saw it and chucked my phone as hard as I can before getting another disposable one.
-Mano
| >>157579
...Just make sure to look over your shoulder when you're traveling the Matrix.
Not that you shouldn't be doing that to begin with, but... friendly reminder. -Neon Knight
| Could've pulled the refugees inwards and kept them safe while staging a zone for a massive ambush. Would've gathered a bunch of dust to sweep in one go.
But telling them off the raid is ok too sure.
-Ferris
| ^or have had them temporarily disperesed in different locations to keep them safer.
But there's the issue of keeping the intel from anyone else.
| >>157582
I'm using my neural circuitry to access the matrix, dunno about throwing my brain away...
>>157584
I know about that, dont worry, I ain't as stupid as I may look, still, thanks for the warning
| -Falschen
| >>157589
That's assuming that they follow along with you to begin with- don't forget that most of them are just displaced people from outside the planet that are stuck together for survival and like... common non-chrome-ness?
I mean, I don't like Humanity First much either, but y'all make this sound like you could have just asked them to cooperate... -Tiger Tim
| >>157578 Well it doesn't matter too much. I'm against eating people, and I use a lot of perfume, so I don't smell bad, and I look a lot like a human. So it should be ok. The name "zombie" is kind of an over exaggeration.
| -GG
| >>157601
Well, that shouldn't be much of a problem. Maybe you'll be able to explain it more at some point. Well, glad to help find you a proper job. We can also cover getting a SIN and ID if needed.
-Jaquilen Jin
| So this started as an attack on Jinterprise property to a Jinterprise job fair...?
| Well the latter definitely is a lot safer on your longevity than the former. -CN
| >>157610
Which is way you don't give away details of your discreet operation on an internet forum.
JoKey
| Y'all can bet this shitstorm is still going down right? they guy who posted is greener than my ID.
| >>157618
Perfect ^^. Well if you head to a kiosk or our website and begin the application for security personnel we'll be able to get started on the SIN and ID applications.
-Jaquilen Jin
| >>157624
I'm sure it will be, can't stop everyone from making stupid decisions. I am curious about this "Mr. Johnson" and what he's planning though. -CN
| >>157627 I already started. Sending my info now. Thank you again! I'm very excited to finally get a job!
| Mr. Johnson? More like Mr. Shitshow.
| >>157644
All Mister Johnson's are shitshows, but then, that's why every client uses the name Mister Johnson. -Neon Knight
| Man. Feels like only a decade ago people used John Doe.
| >>157643
Of course, glad to help keep people off the streets and in proper employment.
>>157646
Or a variant thereof.
-Jaquilen Jin
| Oh god damnit, not another Neko Park Incident. Please? Can we just keep things straight for a little bit?
-Fuschia Fedora
| That place has been through enough, I swear.
| >>157647
"Apologetic statesmen of a compromising kind,
Such as: What d'ye call him: Thing'em-bob, and likewise: Never-mind,
and 'St: 'st: 'st: and What's-his-name, and also You-know-who:
The task of filling up the blanks I'd rather leave to you."
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| If any of y'all are interested, I can provide some coordinates and limited firepower, but for the most part it's bring-yer-own guns an' ammo.
The target's nothing special- would be surprised if they could even fire back. And even if they did, modern equipment should be enough to protect ya.
Any takers?