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Help! I ran away and now underground?!

| Hey it's me, the guy that blew up a toilet and am being hunted by the Phoenix corps and ran into the underground. I killed my first zombie today! But aftet seeing the poor fella i gotta wonder...

AM I INFECTED?

What are the signs? how does it spread!? Should i eat this bag of doritos i found on the ground!? And what the hell is goinf on the surface?!
IS EVERYONE DEAD?!

also, anyone know if there ade any bathrooms down here or should i trust the suspicious man selling bombs?


| Huh, first off, never trust a suspicious man in a water way underground, second: nah, it was just an orbital strike nothing much
-Falschen


| oh ok. good to know.


| Just be careful.. gcpd is still down there looking for the Illuminachos hideout


| >>154345
lol nah, just orbital bombardment, don't worry about it. (Sorry it did sound pretty funny)


| So uh... Is zombie meat still good to eat?


| You probably will be better off with doritos. Just dont, uhhhh, dip them in anything.


| Have any augs?

If yes, and you were bitten: RIP.
If no, and you were bitten: Lol no.

Then again, since the... "virus," if it could be called that, seems to work almost instantaneously, I guess this means that you weren't bitten at all.


| If i bite them and they turn into a zombie what then???


| >>154836
Then we kill you both, obviously.


| >>154836
Just don't fucking bite people geez


| ...Where does the underground go anyway I've waking for a while


| Uhm, multiple places. The old city, the genestealers hive, eldritch temple, the sea and into the dungeon of horrors.


| It also leads to the city's sewerage. Out of all the places I mentioned it is the worst.


| Hey! Can I come and meet you? I have some hentai we could watch! It's good shit! Cost me 1500 zenny!
-GG


| Uh, sure it could be nice to have someome. to talk to, But i honestly have no idea where i Am.


| >>155007 Don't worry. I'll find you. I know exactly where you are.


| I heard rumors that there's supposedly an underground city of orphans, too, but no one's been able to confirm.

Even CN denied its existence. :thinking:


| ... Man it sure is fun to kill zombies..

AM I A SERIAL KILLEER?!


| There's a entrance to the illuminachos storage facility in the sewers.. so there's something strange


| Well technically it's also connected to a warehouse


| Its because of people like you that zombies cannot adapt to our society, i am suddenly disgusted by the amount of lifeism in the chat


| >>155114 Yeah. One of the reasons I'm currently trying to find and watch hentai with him is to learn him that us zombies can love hentai too.

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