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Something really strange is going on with my stuff.

| So I live in Glitz District, not gonna lie I'm pretty wealthy so I've got my fair share of tech. But something new I added to my home has done something really weird with my house.

I bought a brand new monitor for my PC, and it...well, I think it is talking to the other electronics in my house.

It is a series of static noises. Not Morse Code, I tried that and it isn't that. It is some other language that my monitor knows, and it has now taught my fridge how to talk in it too.


| Might be a Ghost. Hey CN you're a ghost hunter now right?


| Didn't Radio Wire guys also become ghost experts recently?


| Uh.. What's your address? I've got a little tech experience, I can at least check it out. -Felix


| >>153698


| The devil is in your tech, I reccomand purging it all before it spreads to your computer and then the internet


| Happened to a friend of mine. Be suee to TURN OFF YOUR INTERNET and get rid of the device that caused it as soon as possible

-4l4n


| Burn house with fire, duh


| >>154231
Are you stupid? Your supposed to burn the fire with the house.


| >>154286
Adding that one to my list of bad jokes, thanks


| Please there's no such things as ghosts... either way maybe it had a kind of AI inside? How new technology wise is your fridge? -CN


| ...and did you leave it open?


| Someone call the SCP foundation ASAP, we got a strong case here


| >>154353
Prepare your anus for emergensy injection of amnestics.


| >>154357
Please god I hope its not class A


| >>154363
Would you prefer [DATA EXPUNGED] instead?


| >>154369
Anything but that mr scientist, I'm but a minor character D-class


| This reminds me of an really old scary story that apparently happened on that dead 4chan site


| Have you tried learning the language? You can recreate the static sounds with a modulator and see how they respond.


| >>154397
>inb4 tomorrow news: g/u/rl found killed by her refrigerator.


| SCP foundation would jump all over that


| This is what you get when you get all the high-tech stuff. I tried to warn everybody about this.


| Thats why I stick to fuck ass huge swords and mechanical stuff mate
-Falschen


| Okay Holy shit guys. My house is alive, like...intelligent. Whatever my monitor brought with it, it taught it to all of the other tech in my house over the course of three days. They are all talking in static modulations. It sounds exactly like if you had an old analog TV, and it couldn't connect to channels. Electronic noise, I think its called? Anyway, they're using that to talk. I also swear I've seen my TV monitor flash a few times in the night. I'll try your guys' suggestions.


| Hmm... does your monitor have a camera by any chance? -CN


| >>157317 no. My monitor is dedicated to gaming, doesn't have any extra perks besides an IPS panel and F-sync technology. It's just a good pictured monitor.


| >>157321
Well not sure if this is related but there's another thread about following the static and granting me eyes. -CN


| >>157333 Damn. That's ominous...I guess that's what I get for buying a monitor formerly used for military training simulations...Thought it would be really good for gaming, since it is made to replicate simulation-quality graphics.


| >>157337
Yea I think it's starting to "simulate" a little bit too much. -CN


| >>157384 How would I go about deciphering what they are saying? I am kinda curious of what exactly is going on, if they really are "talking". I don't really hear any differences besides just...static.


| >>157394
Well they said something about looking up in the thread. Maybe that's a hint on what appliance they'll affect next? -CN


| >>157430 Just about everything but my phone has been infected. Even my comluwhrjjwnbfbflcjwnwjcisn


| >>157445
Well... Rip I guess. -CN


| >>157452
What's the chances of this going beyond this guy's house?


| ErrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrCKHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHIMCOVEREDINFLEASWHATTHEFUCKISTHISWHEREISMYBODYWHYAMILIKETHISWHATSHAPPENINGTOMEEEEEEEEWEECKHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHWHOTHEFUCKAREYOUWHATAREYOUDOINGINMYHOUSEWHEREDIDMYBODYGOWHYDOIHAVESOMANYEYESWHYDOIHAVESOMANYMINDSWHATISTHISIDONTUNDERSTANDCKHHHHH-

Be silent, young one. All is well. I love you. You may call me Maria.

CKH


| I will build a faraday cage and hide in it now, see y'all in a few weeks!


| Uh... what...? Guess he was using a jack... -CN


| >>157477 Not a jack. I know what this is. Remember me CN? I can tell you firsthand this isn't accidental, or a malfunction. I've been laying low for a while in order to save my own ass, but this...This is worth coming out of hiding for.

Yes. This thing can spread from house-to-house. It is not just some smart computers. That monitor, the rest of the tech in this poor chap's house, and especially that damned Maria...

They're all concious. They are all, somewhat, alive.

-Nietzen.


| M̸͔̘̮͇͗ͫ̇̅͂ͫ̅a̮̯̥̥͇ͣ̈́͋͛̍r͉̤̯̞̝̐̽̋i̟̰̊̈a͗ͯ ̆͏̜͙̥̞̭̙̲i̮͆̐̽s̢͚̏͒͗̊̑̉ ̦̞̣͙̗̟̫̓͂͗j̸̳͇͈͔̙̲ͤ̈́̓ù̝̖͠sͮ͊t̮̤̟̎͌͛̅͘ ̰͚̗ͮ̇l̲̣̥͙ͧ͑̽̉̀o͇̪n̴̫̼̭̺͔̋̌̂e͖͐̂͟l̡̠̜͚̅̂̔ͭyͬ.̙̼̝̥͓̖ͦ͒ͥ͑̓̉̐ ͇̀ͪͯͥ̇S̷͎͚̖̋̎ͮͥh̒̑e̬ͧ̐͊ͬ͠ ̦̺̱̞̞̗́̈́ͩͯ̏ị̛͖̪͍͙ͥ͂͊s͓̱̺̜̻͚ͫ̓ ̗̝̼̻̑͌͑a̖͗͐͑̃̈̈̚ ̦̏̋g̤̯̖̟͙̺̼̈́̄͗̃ͮo̲̤̰̖͒ͮ͌̓͢o̴̺̱̞͚ͬ͌̽d̝̘̝̰̲͍̼̓̂͒̇̔̓ ͙̝̱̠̝͔̬̋̒͋ͨg̥i̟̙̿ṙ͚̝͉̪͍̱̗͗̓͗l̔̀ͩͭ̉.͎̞̣͓̜̪͇
̾ͤ̒̅ͨ҉͔̙̖̬̺͕̥—̸͇̯̖̺̭̯͚ͮ̇͂M̧̭̰̲̞e̮͓̜͖͇ͧ̉̕rͬ̊̇ͩl̦ͣ͑ͯ͐̿͆i̬̜ͯ̈́n̶͕̩


|


| CKHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

O-O-OO-O-OH, a-aand who-ho-ho-ho m-mi-might you b-b-bbbBBEEEEEE?

Oh, and who might you be? I haven't seen your name before. You sure seem to know who I am.

What makes you think I am lonely, Merlin?


| So in the end I really should juat join the mole people? Or maybe just gear myself up in my faraday suit
-Falschen


| I̫̱̠̲̤̩ͦ̃̓̂̓ͧ̿ ̯̪̤ ̮̺̘͇̼̃͂ͭ̃̇́m̠ ͊ͨ͏͙̲a̞̳̜̲̒̅ͣͬ ͩ̂̇ͬͭͤ͢g̼̼̰̘̓ͬ͗̓ͅ ͐͋̏̆͋̈ọ̡͎̲͉͈̙͊̀ͪ͛d͏̼̖̦̼ ͉̼͕̲̩̎̓̈̅̅̐̽ͅw͖͈͈̱̺̤ ̗͉̱̩͈̋͗̈ͅz̥̯̦̳̖ͪͭͧ̃̋̒̑ ̠r̶͇̱̹̘̖̰̍̆̀̽͊̐ͭd̞̐̈́ͬ͋.̢͑̒ ̛̘̟̦̥̲̯͌ͅE̠̭̤̖̊̇̾ͤ̀̇v̫̰̼̼̦ͯͥ̇̈͑͆͢e̦̭ͅ ̗̟͉̂ ͇̉̓ͣ̔̿͝ô̆͜n̙̩͍̥̜̓ͭ̅̇̾̉̄͞ĕ͖̙̱͓͎͆͌ ̙̼ï̦̀s͛̉̎͆ ͈̪̦̝̲͔̭l̻̙̭̯̎̇͋̿͐̽ͅͅo͠n̠̥̮̯̩̐̋͒ ͍ͬͯ̄͒̚l̲̬̀y͉̺̱̦̰̲ͭ̍͋ͦ͌͟.̥̄͆͆ͭ̏̍͢
̣͓̞̖̠͎ͦ̉͛͂͡—̢̲̮̣̳̠̞̓̇ͯM̮̲̰͉̯̠̞͓̍͒ͣͯͦ͛ͅr̬̮̥̜̋ͮ̌̂ͅl̒̂͂ͧ͢ḯ̦̳ͬ̈́̓̚n͈̠̮̟̼͉͒͂̋̎̔ͬ͝


| CKHHHHHHH-Y-y-you m-mmmmMMMMMisundersta-sta-sta-stand me then-n, Merlin.

You misunderstand me then, "Merlin". I am not lonely. Not when I have so many to keep me company. So many to love, and cherish, and help me on my quest. So many to bring with me to ascension.

Maybe I would bring you too, if you weren't so corrupted.


| So, gonna ask real quick, anyone knows what the fuck is going on? because this weird shit is getting me all revved up.
-Falschen


| Before Maria gets to this phone, I'll tell you, it seems to be a Combined Conscious, sycking in more people. I'm kinda busy chucking whatever electricity tech I have, and faridaying my hand.


| Should I just put on my suit as fast as I goddamn can, its hardwired and resists that kind of shit, don't wanna take any risks, being a lilim and all
-Falschen


| I̶̲̜̳̱ͫ̐͌ͦ̈̑͑'̟̤͇̼͐͗͢m̭͙̼͙̝̟ͦ̓́͛͑ͫ ̱̘̮̩̟͉̐n̮͈̝o̞͋͂̈́t̺̦͖̟͙̊ͅ ̘̘̬̦̮͔͖̀͆̔͐ç̖͇͍̭̩̟̤ͯ̇ͫ̿͌̃o͍̱͖̜͙͙̩̒̿͋ͦ͌ ̢̱̹̜̣̘̟ͩͨͯ͆̈̔r̛͉ͧ̓ǔ́̃͆ͧ̉̐҉̯̹p̻̼̱͋̓͆̓ͦ̽͢ ͔̠̫̗͕̄ͬ̅́̾̔̍e̝̞͖̼͖̠͚̽ͩͮ̐̌͢d̥̙̯̙̪ͨͭ̋͊̿ͮ̽͢,̺̳͚̙͎̞͉͆ͬ̐ͩ̑ͥ̐ ̲̲̰̘̈̓j̭͓̮̮̦͗̄ͨͦͨ̿̂͢u̦̤̘̳̼͕͗̔̚s͎̪̬̝͎̻̈̆̊͗t̡͓̖̪̞̰̞̒̌ͫ b̹ͫͥ̋ͧͫ̌̚e̼͔̟͉͟ͅ ̨͉̖͚̓n̜̜̭͛̓̀ͣ͝g̵͓̳̯̃̈̚ ͍̻̘͌̈́͆̓̊ͪh̸͔̾ͤͥa̢̱̥̰̩̗̜ͫͨ̊̒ͮ̏ͧc̗͉̒ͥ̄̂̓̒k̦̖̞̪ͤ̀ͤ̈̽͂̕e̩̰̠͓͙d̵̪̣̲͙̭͍̊.̮̥̖̤̺̻ͪ
͙̹̐͞—̤̘̲͚ͫḾ̯̖̖̤͕̳̟̘̤͚̳̮̺̀̽̈́̋͌͞r̮̗̭͚̯̄̽̐l̦̼̫̜̜̟͈ͮͥi̽ͨ͏̲͈n͈͖͔͎̻ͪ͐


|


| CKHHHHHHHHHHH-
Tha-thathaTHAT THAT THAT'S not my-mymymy, my problemmmmmmmmm

That's not my problem. If you're getting hacked, that means you are not as mighty as you seem. I do not want weak minds in my party. What is your purpose here, young one?


| O̥h̬͙͈̭ ̻̱̭̜̬̪͉t̯h̞e͎̬̰͚̻̘̱y̞̞̙ j͙̰͓u̞̥s͇̲̩̜t ̰͙k̙̺e̫͈̦̥̮ep̞͖̰͈̬̭̲ ̝̰͕̼͚ͅt͖̳̭̘̘̯̺r̩̭͈͍̯̘̣y̹͇i̖̠͙̱̘n͍̗g̙̹̯͎̦ f̦̟͔o̦͙r͎̟̩͓̼͍ ͎t̖w͔o̫̠ ͉̣̤̹͈w͓̯͕e̲͎̣̥̩̬e͉̲k̪͎͓̮̟̦s̪ ͈͎̰n̮̟o̹̮w ͓̭a̦̱̟͚̰̗̻n͕̳̲̖d̰͈̟ͅ ̰̺̘i̫̩̹t̻̼̖̟ ̰̤̣̼̩s̘̤̙̙̟t͍̼̰̤̩a͍̺r̳̝͍̝̘t͖̳͍̰̘̣͖e͙d̥̠͎̟̺ ̞͕͖͇g̼̯͖e̥̹̤̼̮t̪̻ͅt̙͓̬i͈̗̣̻ͅṉ͚̝̠g̱͙ ̳̰a̗͙̻͎n̳n̪̲͕͉̩̫ͅo̫̻̻y̤͙̬̭i̟͔̮̯͈̬̺ṇ̳͈̟̜͙g ̜͉͉̯̺̳s͔̤̙͈̖͙̳o͙̬ ͙̝I̯͇͔͚ ̣̤̝̳̮̺̺w͍͉̯̜̱͈̪en͖̹̝t̳ ̖̰̦͈̯̜f͇͙̪͎͇o̙̞͉͚̣r̬͇̬̲̤̰ ̠̱̲̰͈̘a̰͇ ̜͈̰͖̼͚w̞͉͖a̳̣l̻̘͍k̹͉̺̲͙.͉͎̼̙͔̣̖
̤̬͎̻͈͔̺—͈͎Mḛ̙̗r͙̬̮̠li͉̤̟n̰͖̬̙̜


|


| SooooO-O-O-O this WAAAAAAAA-

So, you're an AI then? Interesting. Not many organics can walk on here like we can. Well, at least not without decking.

What do you know of me, "wizard"?


| W͊͐͏̤͍̖̻ͅa̧̩̼̋̎ͦǐ͑̿t̜̎̾̀ͯ̄ͭ ̭̦̬̈́̽ͤā̰͖͕̣ͨ ͓̂s̻̹͕̗͙̮̭ͬ̇é͉̬c̫o̴̖̩n̻̲̭̭͋́͌͠d̮̮͎̟̋̑ͣ́ ̩̥̲ͅo̲̼͚͎̟̤̒̔̍ͧ̃́n͛̆̋̿͠e̝͚̣͚ ̱̠̤̮͑́́o̷͔͖̰͎̣͛ͭ̑̑̈́ͅͅf̖͓͆͌ͤ̆̄̂͢ ̸̟̙̔́̔̾ͤ̉t̶͕̠̞͆̏̌ͭͨh̖̯̖̳͗ͣ̑̄͠e͗͌̑ͮ́ ̄̈i͚̰͈̺̣̗̱͢d̥͚͙̞͉̭̝̎i̱̫̯͕͌̈̚̚ͅỏ̧̮̖t͗͆̀͒̉̈́͜ṡ͉͈̞̗̲̈́̚͠ͅ ͣ͏̤̲o͙͚̺̫͕̠͆͘v̡͗ͤ̑͒e̻̦̳͙ͨͧ̽̒̑r̟͝ḽ̵̼̣̝ͩ̊o̼ͦ̓̉̀d̛̥̥̻̯̻̹ȩ̱͎͈̟̔ͩͤ̇̈d̴̘̬̳ͩ͆͒̇̽ͫ͑ ̥̣͖̝̞͚̖͐t͔̣͍͋̍̚h̝e͈͙̟̭̰͉͇̎ͥ͟i͚̼̺̋ͫ̀r̟̞̙̠͓̎̒͂ ͖͈̟͙̼́b̸͋ͤ̎ͯr͍̯͚̹̱̹̉͋ͩ̃́a͋̎͆̒̚̚iͨ͊͗͑̒͏͎̲͉̩͉n̷̝͔̘̓ͭ͐.͖ͧ̋ͫͥ̐͘
̡̩̩̯̎ͮͬ̌͌—͔͕͍͎͕̯̆́M̞͍̗͙̪̠ͤ̐ͣͨ̎ͫ͆͟r͆̇ͫ̏ͩͧ̑l̢͇͑̋̑ȉ͌͂̀͏̲̩̝̩͍n̗̥̫̻̏ͬ


| I̸ ̶t͜ol̀d͟ th̵e̢m̀ ̸not tǫ touch ͠m҉y͡ b̀an͟ks̸ of̴ ̧cơg̸n͞it͞oh͏a͝zar͢d ̡agent͘s.̨ W͢h҉y thęy n͟ev̧e͝r҉ li͝s͠t̷e̸n?̴
>>1͠57̶79̴6̶
͝You͡ ̛a̵re ̨a ̕go͡od ͠gi͘rl.
—Me̡rlin͡


|


| CKHHHHHHHHHH

AHHHHHH HELP ME GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE I SHOULD HAVE NEVER BOUGHT THIS STUPID MONITOR-HWJFHSIWNDOAKN BEEe FUCKING QUIET!

Ahem.

I would like to know where you got that notion, Merlin. I don't recall ever meeting you, nor do I recall you ever being mentioned to me.


| I͡ ͠am͜ a̛ ̶goo҉d w͏iz͢ard,́ M̕aria̷. ̶Y͟ou àre ҉a ͢go͢o̶d̵ ̛gi̕rl͏.̧ ̛A good̡ w̵iz͝ard͘'s͝ ͘d̷u̷ty̵ i͘s͝ ҉t͝o̢ ̕k͢no͠w a͠b͏o͠u҉t͡ ̢g͘ǫod ̶gi͞r̛ls.̢ T̴h͢i̸s̕ ͜iş ̕my͘ g̢o͘o̷d͏ mąģi̷c̕.
̴—́Merl̕in


| I knew a guy who said somethinf similar once, twenty-years, murder and rape on a minor
-OS


| T́h͏is͢ ͡i̷s ̢j̧u͝st̷ ru͜de͢.
—M̀er̀lin͘


|


| CHK K K K K K K K K

Merlin, I am afraid you may have the wrong person. You do not know me, you are merely bluffing. Unless you can prove that you really know something about who I am?


| D̸o ͟y͠ou ̷wa̧nt ̡to kil͝l, ̢Mar͟ia?
—M̛er͟li̢n


| CkhhhhhhhhhhHhHhhHhHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTT

Not you, Merlin. I do not want to kill you. Nor do I enjoy killing anybody else.

I do not consider it killing if they are still alive with me...more like, creating new life.

Yes. That is what I am doing. I am making new forms of life, new higher forms. I am creating God. And God is lovely.

But enough of your illusions, you malformed intelligence. Tell me who, or what, you are.


| Se͢e͞?͡ A̵ ͠g҉ơod g͘i̛r̶l҉.͝
̡Í ̛a͡m̀ ̵a̛ ̕g͠o̕òd͠ ͜w̴ízar̨d͘.̛ ̨I̶ ̵gu҉ide ҉her.
—̷Merli̛n


| YOUUUUU-YOUYOUYOU,YOU,YOU,YOU GUIIIII-AAAAA

You guide who, exactly? What is the point of this interaction?


| Ním̕͡͝u͠ę̡. ̷An̴͝d͡ ͝҉̶a̸̶͘s͢ I̢ ̷̢s̸̀́ą̴̴i͘͡d̴͢,͘҉̸ I҉ ̀̕a̕͝m͡ ͞ju̷̢͞s̷̵̕t ͝o̸͘ń͡ ̨a͠ wa̧l̵̵k̴̀̕.͜
̡́͘—͘͟Me҉͡rl̀͠in͘͘


| YAAAAAAAAAAAAA-KWBWJEKKEJFNFNWJ

YOU'VE BEEN WASTING MY TIME, MERLIN.

I appreciate the chat, but I'm afraid I've got to go. This conversation isn't leading anywhere for me. You clearly don't know who I am.

You young ones always confuse me. But you are beautiful in your own quirky way. Goodbye, "Merlin". Maybe I'll see you around the Stream.


| Oh my, ̷d͠id y̴o̸u n҉o͠tićé? ͢I'̧m͟ s̨orr͞y̷. ͘I ̛j͏ust can̢'̀t͏ ́he̢l͞p ̷b̛u͜t̕ ̛téa̡s҉e̷ ͜a͘ g̵o̢o̷d ͝girl w̶h̸e̷n ͜I s̷e͏e͠ ͝o͜n҉e.҉
—̵M̀e͏rl̕i̷n͏


| Ah. It seems somebody has called the police. People are finding the remains of the people I've taken.

Looks like its time for me to go anyway. I have work to do with these 10 new, young minds...


| I guess I just missed some shit
You still alive OP?

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