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ThE wIres aRE chOKING ME
| Well this is certainly ominous
| Either a Norn experiment or someone got hold of one bad simchip...
-Gemini
| Maybe issa troll post?
| Maybe its the wire monster, beware it'll kill you with its terrible power to ALWAYS TANGLE UP IN YOUR POCKETS AND ON YOU
I'm sorry about the joke if this is real
| Fuck. Don't remind me of my headphones.
| NOOOOOIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEE
NOISENOISENOISENOISENOISENOISENOISENOISENOISENOISENOISENOISENOISENOISENOISENOISENOISENOISENOISENOISENOISENOISENOISENOISENOISENOISENOISENOISENOISENOISE
TOTAL HARMONIC BINAURAL DISTORTION
WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THE SOUND OF ANTS
WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THE SOUND OF SNOW
WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THE SOUND OF FLEAS
WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN THE STATIC SHOWS
AND THE SOUNDS GET REAL LOW
AND THE WIND BEGINS TO BLOW
AND THE MIND BEGINS TO SLOW
SLOW!
SLOW!
SLOW!
| 1. Find a hammer.
2. Find all the power switches and power fuses around you.
3. Smash 2 with 1.
4. When uncertain whether 2 are what they are supposed to be, consider them 2 and aply 3.
5. Repeat until no doubt remains.
| Is this what Tripstep is?
| I don't know, but I'm taking "Total Harmonic Binaural Distortion" as an album title.
| I like it.
| SO MUCH STATIC
STATIC WATER
STATIC WINDOW
STATIC SODA
STATIC SILVERWARE
STATIC TABLE
STATIC CUP
STATIC FOOD
STATIC FINGERS
STATIC HANDS
STATIC BODY
STATIC EYES
STATIC MIND
Oh, static...Or some say, noise...Grant me eyes...Grant me EYESEYESEYESEYESYESYESYESYESYESYESAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
WHAT DO YOU DO WITH A PIECE OF WIRE
PUT IT IN YOUR EYES RADIATE DESIRE
WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THE SOUND OF STATIC
STARE LONG ENOUGH AND THE WORLD BECOMES FANTASTIC
THANK YOU WILLOW!
| Sounds like a live eurobeat performance.
| THE STATIC IS COMING FOR ME NOW
THE STATIC IS GOING TO HOLD ME
THE STATIC LADY LOVES ME
THE STATIC LADY GAVE ME EYES ON MY BRAIN
THE STATIC LADY IS MY GOD
THE STATIC LADY IS GOD
GOD IS SO GREAT
| God? Oh good lord this is just starting to sound similar to an horror story my friend Siegfried told me about years ago, step up your game if you wanna scare me Wire monster man.
| It really does sound like a metal album
| Has this user heard of Bluetooth and 5G? Get rid of the wires, cut the cable's!
(Cable companies hate this one trick!)
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| I CANT BreAAAATHe
I cant BREEEEHEEEEEEATHHHHHEE
I havE sOoOooooOO~
SO many WIRES
WIRES IN MY ROOM
WIRES IN MY BED
WIRES AROUND MY NECK
WIRES IN MY HEAD
WIRES IN MY HEAD
WIRES IN MY HEAD
WIRES IN M
WHAT DO YOU DO WITH A PIECE OF WIRE
WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN IT WINDS UP DEAD
WHAT DO YOU DO WITH A PIECE OF WIRE
WHAT DO YOU DO PUT IT IN YOUR HEAD
WHAT DO YOU DO WITH A PIECE OF WIRE
WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN IT FILLS YOUR INSIDES
WHAT DO YOU DO WITH A PIECE OF WIRE
WHAT DO YO