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Help I accidentally blew up an GCPD department and now I'm being called a terrorist!
| Ok. Let me break it down. You ACCIDENTALLY blew up a whole department.
Ok. OK.
What you do, is put your gun down. That increases you survival chance.
Gun in Hand = Suicide by Cop
Gun not in hand = maybe a bruise from the handcuffs.
| What were you doing with those bombs in a civilian living block on the first place?
They are only too late into putting you in an underground cell. And they should throw away the key while at it.
| >>153220
I don't remember! I was just driving down 45th and needed to take a shit, i think i switched bags with someone in the taxi, cause instead of toilet paper, i had explosives and a gun!
| I don't want to go to jail forever, should i just run!?
| >>153222 Yea, it is better for you to have a vacation in a cold cell. Having you as a neighbour is not exactly my idea of a quiet tv watching evening or enjoying a cigarette by the window after having sex.
| I mean, you could always high tail out of there, go in for Facial restructuring and dissapear
-Falschen
| Right, so they're starting to shoot lile crazy, but luckily i found a secret underground tunnel. Time to hightail it out of here (Should i still drop my gun)
| Keep the gun fella, put it in your pants or something, who knows what kinda fuckers are underground living like rats: fyi, usually the really desperate kind
-Falschen
| Last time I checked there was a bunch of starwing illuminachos and occasional cyberzombie
| Cyberzombies still live down there?? Holy god you better be careful anon.
| My best guess is ask people here for a good attorney
| If someone can find you a reliable one, one that could work well under this legal system... you could be scot frew
| Free*
| Wait scot free means getting nothing.. I mean getting off with a guy who's supposed to be in jail
| Find the guy, and feed him to the cops.
| Find the guy and save him you mean, this gave me the heartiest keks I've had in years
| WHOPS FINGER SLIPPED
| UPDATE: Does anyone know if the phoenix corps are still chasing me?a
| I dunno, but if you manage to sneak into airport they shouldn't be able to follow you as it is a private territory of this newcomers corp. They will have a lot of troubles getting in.
| >>153673
I guess so. Otherwise we could all shoot random people on the streets and then go back home where we'd be safe from police because we are inside a private property.
| >>153673
Not until they have an arrest warrant and can prove they have a reason to believe the target is within someone's private property. Outright pursuit, maybe, search — not so easy.
Police cannot just waltz into your house either.
| They need a warrant to search. Unless they were already in pursuit
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| Hi there, its me, the G/u/rl that accidentally dropped some bombs into a clogged toilet.
Some scary looking phoenix corps are outside my door, I diddn't wanna get arrested so i ran away. They're telling me to put down my gun but i don't wanna die! any advice?