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Toilet clogged, advice?
| Fixing a toilet with explosives! How quaint!
| Set the rifle on "minimum" setting.
Fire in the toilet. Water should boil. Keep firing until boiling water doesn't do the job.
| Burn it
| >>150842
Then go buy a plunder. It will be cheaper than repairing the toilet after shooting at it.
| >>150802 Or until hydroisolation fails and either the bathroom or the wall pipes or your neighbour's appartment start to flood with shiteous water. Then call the plumbing company and the construction company in tandem, to fix your pipes and an entire wall or floor.
| Fuck I fucking panicked and dropped my explosives.
| I think this just became a police issue
| >>150879 well well. You seem to have slightly bigger problems than a clogged toilet with a couple of armed explosives in it on the side. Do you make use of brain augs? I would advise you subject yourself to a full scan. It would not come as a surprise if your nervous system was modchiped. And no, you would have no memory of that happening.
| >>150884 Called the police, laughed it off and called me mad!
>>150885
No brain augs, I tried getting one from a Shiba the other day and the next thing i know i'm missing a kidney!
| >>150891
Call them again and record the call. If shit happens and half the building explodes, you can prove that you called authority for help.
As for the rest, I do not know what to say. What the hell is Shiba?
I am convinced that underground modding is never for your benefit but only for the modders. Go to the nearest hospital and see what they can do for you. Get your dna sampled there and probably they will grow a new kidney for you within a month in a lab and get you fixed.
| >>150947
Will do, dunno who the Shiba is, but he had a scar across his eye, claimed to be a professional, and was a dog.
As for the rest of you, stay away from the GCPD Station down up in Cathedral-2, things uh, might get shitty.
| >>150960 Aha I think I have seen that Shiba guy in a bar I went a couple of times. You should know fucking better than trusting yourself to an uplifted *dog*.
| >>150973 Nope, definitely not. Juat saying i'd hate to see someone's life to go down the drain after this shitfest.
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| Won't say why, but there isn't a plunger in sight! The only thing on hand are X-7 Explosives and a laser rifle!
Help!