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(Setting) Sanguinius and Sairento
| >A bandaged man comes round the corner, interested about the crater. he moves towards it.
| >The smoke is still thick, but nothing has tried to kill the bandaged man yet. At this point, one can probably surmise that the song playing through the smoke is "Starman".
| >The bandaged man now stands at the edge of the crater, looking down, taping his foot the beat.
| >The smoke is finally beginning to thin, revealing the silhouette of a car with someone in it. It looks like a convertible- probably a Roadster of some sort.
| >the bandaged man looks a bit closer... Can it be?
| >The smoke finally clears. It's definitely a Roadster. A Tesla Roadster, at that. Cherry red, with a mannequin in the driver's seat and "DON'T PANIC!" displayed on the dashboard.
| >The car is completely pristine, considering what it's been through- hypothetically, the bandaged man could hop in and drive it away, assuming it was charged.
| >And so he does, taking the roadster, and driving away.
| >Elon Musk is probably gonna want that back, you know.
| >He sets destination for a Tesla office, with intent to return.
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| >...nothing has changed since that last thread. The crater in the interchange is still smoldering, playing extremely loud David Bowie through a thick cloud of smoke that doesn't seem to be clearing up.