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| >A video showing a man, with a team of 3 special forces in the sewers
>Man "holy sh*t"
>Blood can be seen strewned about all around the walls and in the water
>"AHHHHH!!!!!!!"
>"What was that!!" Says a man from the task force
>Incoherent chants can be heard from the sewers
>One man stands frightend, shiving in his plated armor
>"WHAT" Says another task force member looking towards the wall on his left
>Blood can be seen all across the walls spelling out "Illuminachos"


| >The video continues on with them venturing towards the sounds of chants.. the blood that seemed to be around the walls have vanished while the water still runs red
>Man "T-this can't be what I think it is"
>Suddenly a sound can be heard of a man dropping into the water, they rescue him but he died from shock
>then another man slowly walking behind gets killed, screams can be heard and blood can be heard falling into the river
>"Sh*t we are compromised" the task force member said


| >Before they knew it, their last words they could heard is the sounds of chips and a guy saying "Blood dip is tasty" then they were ambushed and died.. the video ends as soon as the recording device falls into the water ending it's recording before it loses all its power and shuts off


| This video was found by my friend who drank sewer water as a dare.. but then he found this device and the video on it -LightmanZX


| The rest inside the recording device was possibly damaged or they just never used it besides the one time -LightmanZX


| Maybe we should provide GCPD forces with a couple veteran CQC instructors. This is unbearable to watch. Such a senseless waste of human lives, too.
—JoKey


| I guessed they could live in the sewers but it would make no sense.. maybe the doritos factory they said was hidden has a secret entrance from the sewers? -LightmanZX


| Right now they got people placing cameras and lights being strewned all about, with some people unluckily having to keep watch down there, but that's just some of the info I got from the news channel TMI Entertainment -LightmanZX


| Their online newspaper, the Glitch City version, also got a interview with this quote "We will hunt down and capture these freaks before they turn the whole city into killing machines" -GCPD


| So you can tell they arnt cracking down on these folks


| This is all we got.. anyone got info as to what the gcpd are planning to do?


| "This is big news.. they found the person behind the Illuminacho cult"
What the heck is tmi entertainment thinking.. this article is fake
>Links article


| I can tell you more about the illuminachos if you want
- Leonardo(ex illuminacho)


| Great.. anything could help the people, people will always be wondering


| Ok so forst things first
The current leader is called Due and no one other than his secretary Esplora can talk directly to him
To join as a real member you have to kill someone, dip a drugged dorito on the blood and eat it, those incompatible go insane
I bailed out before actually killing
The one caught by black phoenix are Genma(on the pizzeria) and Lilypad(on the high school incident)
The former leader was called Uno
He was hit by a meteor and died
- leonardo


| There's also another desertor called Nano, he got overly paranoid, stole a prototype weapon from the hideout and started to stab inanimate objects(including a mountain) thinking they have devices tracking him

Thw hideout has two entrances that I know of, one in the sewers and one in the midnight district, a member called Micro almost killed a girl near the entrance once
-Leonardo


| (ooc if you're wondering about the names of the illuminachos they're all arduino models)


| Well my friend sent the video to the gcpd and they are thinking it's fake.. they say they never authorized personnel to even go into the sewers in the first place


| I'd doubt they'd say its fake at first without looking.. they didn't even take it.. my guess is that they somehow took the video without even recieving the video recorder


| What you say makes sense, as far as I know the illuminachos didn't have a mole in the police
-Leonardo


| So my next question is.. you have any info on the secret doritos factory?


| >>141812
We currently have custody over the Illuminacho member from the Pizzeria. Handed him over to investigations for interrogation.
-Ferris


| I also heard they caught another member.. members being caught all over now -LightmanZX

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