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Lost at sea
| >A loud buzzing takes over a dead frequency, it starts with incomprehensible noise as it slowly makes clear that is of an old man chanting happily
"Them gals down south are free an' gay
With a heave-o, haul!
Wid them we'll spend our hard-earned pay
Good mornin' ladies all!" *
| "Is anyone there?? The radio is making that funny noise again! Captain's log day number 67, I'm back at the okhotsk's sea!"
| Hey Captain! -M9
| Hey Lassie! I can always count on you picking up my signal no matter how many storms have passed!
| >The sound of waves hitting the hull of the old man's boat can be heard on air
Captain's log, day number 68, the orkhotsk's sea is so friggin' Boring! Nog a single sunken since I've been here and the fishes are smaller than I remember, tomorrow I part to Bering's sea!
| Hello? Captain? This is AnoMeat, nice to meet you!
| Hello AnoMeat, You have a silly name for a young one! Maybe your parents found it funny?
| It an alias captain. How is the sea treating you?
| Well as you might have heard things are calm in thy sea right now, I'm sailing tomorrow after a good sleep for rougher waters!
| Sounds good captain. I'll see you around.
| See ya around too Meatboy, until then!
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| >A loud buzzing takes over a dead frequency, it starts with
incomprehensible noise and it slowly makes clear that is of an old man chanting happily
"Them gals down south are free an' gay
With a heave-o, haul!
Wid them we'll spend our hard-earned pay
Good mornin' ladies all!"