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Radio Wire 10.5
| "Hello and welcome back everyone to the last effort of showin' the world radio shows are still a thing: Radio Wire!" -X
| "Now we're like that absent uncle ya' see once a year and he buys your love back with expensive gifts, wich speakin' of we got a new event soon to gain yer love back!" -X
| "So stay tuned, don't turn off yer signals and remember, Radio Wire here with ya' and for ya'" -X
| "That was better than expected"-R
"It's easier when people can't see ya' not smilin'" -X
| >'Remember Me' begins playing
| >a 1500 zenny donation comes up
"Ganbatte RW-kun"
| "Alright we got a donation with the message.. The hell is Ganbatte? Ain't that a pokymon?" -X
| "So R, we just got a donation, but ah' see our numbers waaaay below where they should be by now. Is Neil stealin' from us?" -X
"I transferred back the pay from our last advertisement work" -R
| "You what now" -X
"We were paid for continous transmission, then we went offline for quite a time so I--" -R
"No" -X
"--So I transfered all back" -R
"No!" -X
| "We have done just great in donations only so you shouldn't worry" -R
"Who the hell put ya' in charge of the money??" -X
"You and Neil.. You both said it was too much of a burden and that I was good with numbers so.." -R
| "This is why time travelin' should be a thing by now stupid ol'me" -X
"You could go to bed and wake up in a better future" -R
"Fuck off" -X
| >A donation of 1000 appears, with the following message attached: "Call me sometime, hun. ;3" -M9
| >another donation, this time of 2000 zenny
>also with a message:
>join the illuminachos, we dip doritos on the blood of our victims
| >CALL LINE 545-XXXXXXX
| "Alright we got two donations from.. Heh, the prettiest voice in this city and the edgiest teens of this month, atta way to start!" -X
| "So What's with the blinkin' light? Should I be worried?" -X
"..That means you have a call, the ringing was unecessary and annoying" -R
| "Hey, so is Neil but people love him" -X
>Xii picks up line '545'
"'Ello and welcome to Radio Wire, ya' are speakin' with the only host that bothers to come to work and make yer day better, who am I talkin' with now?" -X
| "Hello..."
>A rough somewhat familiar voice is heard... It sounds rather worn down like the person has had a tough day. He says nothing leaving an awkward silence.
| "Hello.. Mister.. Buzzkill? Now ya' sound like you need a drink and this is almost the opposite of a help hotline so ah'll just ask, What's wrong buddy?" -X
| "Well now lets get it out of the way... I am the masked killer, the one with animal masks and you probably won't believe me or just call the police. You can not believe me all you want but try your best not to alert the police."
>The more the man's voice is heard the more sounds like hes stressed and if he his to believed then its kind of understandable.
| "Y'know I kinda like keepin' my head attached to my body so I'll take yer word and not call the police, so, why so agitated? Is someone chasin' the chaser? Is the chaser just fresh from a killin'?" -X
| "Mostly fresh from killing... I've been getting a bunch of nightmares, hallucinations you name it so I've been snapping at alot of people."
| "Y'know, for more soothin' to the mind that killin' can be, have ya' though of gettin' actual help? like a shrimp or somethin'?" -X
| (ooc: shrink*)
| "Yes I have but I'm gonna let you in on a secret that I don't even think the police know... I'm am being forced to do these murders and if I don't obey they will kill the only people I love in my life... They already did it before I know they will do it again if I don't do what they want. I get calls from theses guys too... I don't even know who they are or what they look like and when I try to trace the calls I always hit a dead end... I don't know what to fucking do."
| "Well, if that's not fucked up ah' don't know what is, hell man ya' are gonna end up going insane and killin' yer own family so those bastards won't, have ya' considered fakin' your death?" -X
| >>138691
"I don't have the wits nor time. Can't call the police or anybody because of how much I killed. I did try taking my life but I was of course saved by the last minute and I haven't have the urge to do it again... OH! Also my family is dead to me... They have been targeting my friends from the past back when I was a hitman. A legal one mind you... I've killed way too many people."
| "Ah' don't know what to tell ya' here man, hell I'd rather die findin' the guys that are callin' than bein' their bitch for the rest of my life, but I guess ah' don't know of hitman's life.. Being utterly useless to help you with anythin' would ya' like to share somethin' on air? maybe people are already feelin' sympathy for ya" -X
| "Yeah I suppose. Okay people listen up! I am not a crazy serial killer or anything... I am trying to protect people I care about, and its been going to shit due to all these nightmares. I want the GCPD, those phoenix and the knights to know that I am not a monster but knowing this shit city I know they probably are gonna ignore this. Also fuck THOTH"
| "Man, with all respect to yer fucked up situation, ah' hope you get killed, or at least the ones callin' you but that Sounds more, let's say.. Improbable y'know? Though ah'd love to deliver the new if that's the case" -X
| >DIAL 515-XXXXXXX
| >MISSED CALL.
>REDIAL: 515-XXXXXXX
| >R picks up Private line '515'
"Yes, hello and welcome to Radio Wire's Business line, we're deeply sorry for the wait and we're ready to negotiate, who may I be talking with tonight?" -R
| "Y-y-yeah I'm here..."
>He sounds rather scared...
"I'm alive don't worry"
| "Ah' wasn't really serious y'know? Ah' was kinda worried to think I told you to die and then ya' did" -X
| "I-its not that..."
>He sighs.
"Lets not focus on that... Do you have any questions for me or anything?"
| "Well we already know the why, and we ain't problably gettin' the who behind the murders, So let's make it like an interview, has there been any victim ya' actually liked killin'?" -X
| >>141941
"No not that I recall... Unless we are talking about before this... I liked killing the racist druglords who killed their own workers or some other assassins that killed way too many civilians that where just in the way... Of course I think I talked about me being a hitman right?"
| >donation ping: 1500z
>Message: 'keep it interesting -Ferris'
| "Yeah ya' mentioned man, a legal one ya' said too.."
>Xii stops for a second, distracted by something
"..But ah' mean, is there one that was like, yer favorite? One ya' just couldn't not love to take the life out of? You must've a special one victim right?" -X
| >>143077
"no but I would've loved killing the fans or the THOTH guy... I don't like killing but people use me for it because I'm good at it..."
| "Now that's like being the best at shootin' ducks while also a vegan.. What's with the thoth dude though? Ya've been showin' hate to him since we started this call" -X
| "I'm just not a fan... And there are plenty of hitmen who hate killing also but if they are good at it then they are gonna get hired no matter what. Anyway hit me with another question"
| "Alright, ah' guess ya' get tired of being asked about yer job but, what really made you like that? Did ya' wake up one day thinking "Boy ah' sure would be good at killin' for a livin'" or is there a tragic story behind it? Like bein' forced to kill trough anonymous calls?" -X
| >Good for Health, Bad for Education begins playing on the background.
| >>140888
"..Hello? We aren't responsibles for the charges made on this line no matter who is calling" -R
| "Not really I just kind got into it. I could go into the hole story... I almost married someone that was my teammate."
| "Really? Why didn't ya? I guess that was way before the phone thing, was she pretty? Ah' bet she was" -X
| >>143880
"YES! Er I mean - Yes! We are here! HELLO RADIOWIRE!"
>The voice was somewhat obnoxiously loud, but also chill, like the voice was just really close to the microphone.
"My name is JACKson RAVAGE, and I am the drummer for tHE GREATEST METal BAND in MUSIC TODAY, LAZERIATHANOCALYPSE! I am here as a REPreSENTaTIVE of the band, and we are here to make a BUSINESS request that we are sure our fans and your fans would LOVE! So whaddya say, uh...What's your name again?"
| >>143950
"Umm well after I asked her to marry me... A few days to be exact, she went off and umm called my parents about how the wedding was off. After that I quit and found another job. At first I thought she died but it seems that she came back looking for me."
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| >>143978
"...Let's keep it at 'R' until we make further dealing, so, Jackson Ravage.. What is exactly this request you're calling us here for? You sure sound excited for what it is" -R
| >>143989
"Now, a cold feeted wife of a forced serial killer lookin' back for him, ain't that shakespearean?Is she the only one in yer life buddy? Like, there is no risk of she gettin' rid of a current girlfriend as we speak?" -X
| >>145080
"Naw I couldn't... Weird thing is that she is back in town now. Anyway my current girlfriend is pissed at me as it is and leaving her for someone she's jealous of well lets just say it won't end out well... Don't tell her I said that."
| >>145104
"I don't know man ya' sound like in a though position, if not with the phone psychopaths with the angry ladies, and lemme tell ya', after growin' with my sister ah' don't know wich one is worse" -X
| "haha, I can't tell you how many ladies I had to break up with only to have em stalk me, have attempts at suicide or even hire one of my friends to take me out... It's pretty fucked if you ask me, I guess I'm pretty irresistible."
| "Now Don't break an arm there jerkin' yerself off, I like ya' buddy but that attitude almost replaces the annoyin' piece of host ah' share this space with" -X
| "Trust me, In reality I am pretty unsightly. Anyway do you have anymore questions?"
| "Yes, just one more since ah' wouldn't like to bore more the current town murderer, do you think ya'll make trough this? Think ya'll get trough all the killings without gettin' caught or find the people talkin' to you trough the phone?" -X
| "Hmm... Thats a good question. You never know whats gonna happen, I could slip on some blood and BAM shot dead. I'll never know til the phonecalls stop."
| "If that's not one way to go, well, this is all ah' got to ask, perhaps ya' might wanna add somethin' else before we wrap this up? Ah' bet ya' got another "Fuck you thoth" to get out of yer chest" -X
| "Hmm... Not really... I gotta go anyway, I've got to go to the um... 'store'"
>The call suddenly ends abruptly.
| "More like more franatic killin'.. Well people that was the masked killer here at Radio Wire, apparently forced to do those killings, as always we're bringin' y'all the news before anyone and straight from the source" -X
| >Those Who Dwell In The Shadows begins playing
| "Ah' bet this one here titled 'Sympathy for the devil' would've been more fit but y'know, I ain't touchin' Neil's hipster music from when my Grandparents were not even born" -X
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| "Alright so good day and good evenin' just in case to all of Glitch City, ya' are listenin' to Xii in Radio Wire since apparently our other host has more "Important things to do" " -X
"I though you were the mature one" -R
"No no I'm the sad one, wich is almost the same of bein' mature but not quite" -X
| "Alright everyone remember today is Valentine's day, wich means you can either be a)Salty cause ya' don't have a special one to spend it with or b)Enjoy the cheesy specials on tv with romantic movies and all that crap" -X
| "Ah' would put the option of spending it with yer loved one or somethin' like that but ah' doubt anyone that spends their time listenin' to Radio has a special one.. Except of course the serial masked killer who just called" -X
| "But rulin' out forced serial killers this is just the time to spend it with friends, take those valentine's promotions in drinks and have a good time, I believe ya' can do it!" -X
| "Now speakin' of promotions we're makin' one here for y'all, it's been a while since we made a giveaway so ears up since this time I'm goin' serious" -X
| >Your Love is a Drug begins playing on live
| "Alright so this is it I know stable people with stable relationships are uncommon in this city, wich is why ah'll confidently give away a portable bartender kit that includes two wine glasses and the original recipe for making "Love potion" " -X
| "Love potion?" -R
"'s just a fancy drink, but people get reaaally excited for anythin' with the words 'original recipe' on it." -X
| "Now, since no one wants to listen how happy y'all are we aren't doin' this one on calls, no, like our last giveaway all ya' gotta do is send a picture of you and yer loved one to [email protected]" -X
| "...Mechanical Hazard?" -R
"Aw shut up ah' made that when I was 15" -X
| "I-It's got the Radio wire address next to it" -R
"...Ah' like to keep the same alias for everythin' ok?" -X
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>"NUMBERS"
>"555-XXXXXX MAIN LINE RAN BY NEIL"
>"545-XXXXXXX SECONDARY LINE RAN BY XII"
>"535-XXXXXX COMPLEMENTARY LINE RAN BY CALIFORNIA"
>"515-XXXXXX BUSINESS LINE"
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