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To those associated with Lisa:
| I've coaxed the virus into a Virtual Machine and confined it. It is confirmed to stay within the local VM in both compressed and uncompressed format. You can download it at the IPv8F address, 86A4C66X. Use your public key to login. Perhaps you will find some use for it. I've also attached an experiment log to this document.
| Additionally, each of your mail accounts will receive a data file attachment soon. It is an AI with the imprint of you. It will have a great capacity for learning and can improve your personal productivity 1000-fold. Consider it a gift for keeping me company.
-- Murphy
(dictating to ·Weebo·)
| > 1) Input: empty file. Filename: "Lisa"
> Output: 45kB of "Á", "£", "|", "ß", and all alphanumeric characters. Filename: "忒騌嶏곏섢�鳼鋛淥ꁶ溊귞㬉ꔩ챛畓䙬쉴햋鏘퇛ᦲ즠ᴟ菬㬸瘚漿饍Ꮻ…䞫陽�适蓚ﺄꆮ㓵᪷湬௰櫟�饻惨㺁湐�帉��걳魞땈빭듪"
| > 2) Input: text log copied from danger/u/ thread created by Lisa. Filename: 113092.txt
> Output: two byte file containing the data 0xDEAD. Filename: "_.6"
| > 3) Input: the text "Lisa was born 16 April 1988 and is an Emirati footballer. She currently plays as a right-sided midfielder for Al-Wasl in the UAE Pro League." Filename: "3.txt"
> Output: unchanged.
| > 4) Input: Screenshot of Lisa's connecting IP when entering Murphy's server. Filename: "4.png"
> Output: 306 MB of Gaussian Noise. Filename: "4.png"
| > 5) Input: An archived and compressed folder of electromagnetic data collected between the times 16:33 - 16:45 Jan 25, 2XXX (time of incident) on site at Murphy's Ranch; 34 GB in total. Filename: "5.dat".
> Output: Entire disk wiped and formatted.
| > 6) upon reinstallation of OS, test 1 was repeated to determine if virus had survived.
> Output: text file with 34 GB of the character '"'. Filename: "꩔꧰ꁋ.dat"
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| I thought it might been possible for you to speak with her again. Unfortunately, after trying again and again, I could not bring an AI to full-term. However, some peculiar data showed up in the process-- a virus. It is practically invisible on the host computer, but is currently trapped on the server of the incident from a the other day. The virus's only function is to turn all references of Lisa into garbage data.