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A fucking flying mountain?
| It does ring some bells to me, not sure where from. Probably nad a dream about it.
| >>135880
This ain't some dreams tho. Saw it with my own two eyes. It was just flying there like nobody's business.
| Some marketing campaign, maybe? Something like "we move mountains to get to you". Doesn't make much sense, I know, but it's the only hunch I've got.
| Fuck, man. It was scary as shit to look at. If this is some PR stunt then I'm bombing the company doing this.
| Someone say C4?
| Hell yeah, you both are speaking my language. Let's fuck that flying mountain ad with a god damn unholy number of C4.
| Nah, too typical. What about some artillery bombardment?
| Actually, don't answer. Someone might track this thread :) I guess you might have some "sources", let's say.
| Haha, my dudes, whatever bomb we're using, I don't care. I just want to see the thing explode. See if anyone cares about it and stuff.
| Alrighty mate. See ya druggos there.
-Lez
| What might just be a natural wonder appears and the first thing people want to do is blow it up...
| Wait don't do it!!!! My grandma lives there!!!!
| Last time I saw a flying island, it was full of choomas, which means we shoot the cunt down.
-Lez
| >>136105
Shit's fucking scary, okay? Don't want to risk the thing moving towards the city and causing chaos.
| >>136134
Well then. You better stay back Norm. But I'm fucking keeping my eye on you ya slimy bastard.
-Big Lez
| I actually second the idea to blow it up. I bet this thing is incredibly heavy, just imagine what would happen if it were to stop floating. This city wouldn't even need a nuke at this point.
>Jammed Cola
| >>136156
Aye, good to know all of us are in this together. Can't be too paranoid with all these shit around.
| >>136156
It would be good if it did and ended the misery that this place is.
Otherwise, OMG aliens!
| >>136330 YES!!! ALIENS!!! THAT'S WHAT I SAID!!! MU GRANDMA LIVES ON THAT MOUNTAIN THAT'S MORE LIKE A HILL, AND SHE'S AN ALIEN!!!! THAT'S WHY SHE LIVES THERE!!!!
| Well, color me blue and call me Sue. As if people in GC aren't acting like aliens already. Just fucking great.
| Do mountains bleed?
If so I want to stab
Dip doritos on mountain blood
And. Eat. The. Blood. Dip.
| >ignoring the warning the illuminacho tries to reach out to the mountain and stab it with his unreasonably large knife thay seems to jave the capability to expand indefinitely but a strange force repels the blade
Can't stab!
This is impossible!
| ...told ya.
| Anyone watch that documentary, The Dig?
Basically maybe the mountain is a spaceship ????
| Fucking magnets, how do they work?
| >>136419
What. Magnets you bum. I don't see refrigerators or lilims flying out of windows and heaping on that thing. Nor does my old compass point to a different North.
| Foking illuminacho there looks like a choomas, that foking druggo.
-Lez
| >>136574
You need to weed its inhabitants out first. I don't think it is geographical location that make GC the scumhive it is.
| How about blasting the mountain using ballistic strikes? Sounds likr somethinf interesting to watch
| > record.mpx
> The video shows the mountain moving in a pace. A distant humming noise can be heard from all angles. The video then shows the person recording closing in on the mountain before the video glitches out.
(OP) My fucking camera suddenly broke but hot damn man, that was fucking scary. Going near the thing just sends me shivers and goosebumps.
I'd say we blow the fucker up.
| >>136720 HA!!!!! TOOO LATE!!!! MY GRANDMA IS DONE READYING HER BIG AS FUCK CANNON AND SHE'S GONNA SHOOT YOU ALL TO HELLL YOURE DOMMED HEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHHEHEJ!!!!!!!!
| >>137046
You're fucking sick man. I'm not letting myself be killed by some senile old brick and her magnum dong cannon.
| Dood, run!
It's a neo armstrong cyclone jet armstrong cannon, no one can beat that, dood!
| >>137068
No, but you never know, my man. Who would've thought some rando metalheads can make the whole city go boom in one concert? You get me with that there?
| >>137075
Grandma with a cyclone cannon (the fuck is that even) on a flying mountain is a little too crazy even for this city. Lets take things step by step. First off, do we see any of cannon on the mountain? We don't. Does it even move towards the city?
—Jammed Cola
| >>137086
Alright, alright. I'm taking it one step more than I needed to, okay.
You can't deny this shit is some top level fishy. I could have sworn it's heading here and after it's here, who knows what's happening with it?
Don't believe me? I can guide y'all to come over and check.
| >>137086 (ooc: the new Armstrong cyclone jet Armstrong cannon is a penis shaped cannon from gintama
http://gintama.wikia.com/wiki/Neo_Armstrong_Cyclone_Jet_Armstrong_Cannon)
| >>137097 (link was broken because of ")", replacing it
http://gintama.wikia.com/wiki/Neo_Armstrong_Cyclone_Jet_Armstrong_Cannon
)
| >>137096
Alright, if it DOES head towards the city I might justify going to check it out. I'll bring some friends tho. Where do you want to meet?
—Jammed Cola
| >>137110
Just ahead the outskirts of the city.
> location.coord
> The coordinate directly opens an area of plains outside the city.
Bring some safety stuff or whatever. Don't want any of you to be killed. Neither of us knows what the fuck that thing actually is.
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| > construct.pnx
> An enormous hill (not mountain) is pictured. The hill and its land is afloat high above the grounds, with no visible rocket thrusters or engine in its bottom area.
Saw this on my way home to GC (lol). I swear it wasn't flying last time I saw it so I have no fucking clue what it is. Theories?