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So, who offed the Red Mask?
| You idiot. What makes you think anyone would want to take credit for that?
Besides, shit's only gone hill ever since, and I don't mean for the people.
| With no Red Mask around to hassle the mob, much less the whole damn Wardrobe, the various organized crime rings are turning on each other. Some kinda power struggle.
On top of that, these shitlords Quincy hired recently are just going out and slotting people for absolutely no reason. Is this supposed to be better?
| >>129887
Hey man, it's not my fault if the Mob can't get its shit together. As for QUINCY... well, what else is new?
And the reason I'm asking is because I have a feeling that whomever did the deed has the power to keep themselves alive even if they *did* admit to it- I mean, that chick was sporting like, military grade hardware, right?
| >>129890
Let me get right to the point, then...
Whomever killed Red Mask, thank you. You've removed probably one of the biggest obstacles in my way to doing what I want to do with this city.
Now, I want you to help me...
...kill Black Panties.
| >>129893
Cowards. All of you. With a name like Glitch City, I expected more from what goes for the "shadow community" here.
This town needs a better class of criminal.
| Well, whomever you are... let me leave my calling card. If you want to discuss how to kill a superheroine... here's my number.
777-XXX-XXXX
Looking forward to meeting the man who killed Red Mask... and others with a real ambition to get shit done.
| Doods, I don't think red mask is really dead
She is probably wounded and hiding until she is healed doods
| >>129896
Call other people cowards yet you're to afraid to try me yourself. Note that Red Mask wasn't killed. Think what you will on that I don't care.
>>129899
But if you really have a death wish and want to come after me. Realize I won't fight you like I do the criminals I subdue for the GCPD. I will kill you, I hold no reservations on that. With those Phoenix people watching they find you dead from shock they'll know it was defense and move on.
-Black Panties
| She's far from offed. I remember seeing her as the Neko Park Fiasco was coming to a close. And killing BP is a pipe dream. You're a fool.
-Bunker
| >>129959 >>129969
We'll see about that. I heard that the Red Mask was a softie- some kind of "golden age superheroine" that refused to kill people. I'm glad to see that you aren't anywhere near as idealistic nor stupid.
But let's dispense with the posturing. Meet me at the place where a hawk flew too close to the sun, and we'll... talk. That is, if the one who killed Red Mask doesn't get to you first.
| >>129974
Why should I bother meeting you? Are you an actual criminal or just some low-life.
-Black Panties
| >>129977
Do you *really* want me to resort to that tried and true method of "evil villain coercing the hero into fighting them by systematically destroying things and killing people until they could no longer be ignored?"
| *Sigh* God these threads really get tiring after a while... -CN
| >>129982
Not as tiring as you popping up everywhere like some kind of Shonen Protagonist.
If I didn't know better, I'd almost say that CN stands for "Computer Network," and there are actually dozens of CN's running around everywhere at once.
| >>129981
You could always just name things you have done, I'm just looking for an excuse really. But if you're coming after me with no real warrant or anything I'll almost feel bad knocking you down.
-Black Panties
| >>129984
Funny, my friends like to joke the same thing. At least I'd like to do something productive with my time instead of threatening to murder people online. -CN
| It's easy to be an attention starved punk who probably can't even fire a gun without shattering their wrist. At least try to be scary.
-Bunker
| >>129985
-sigh- Alright, you got me- I'm not really a "criminal" anymore than most people on this board are, as far as I've seen. But Red Mask really *was* an obstacle... one that I would have preferred to have taken care of myself.
After all, that *was* stolen MARS technology she was using, wasn't it?
>>129987
Like what, CN? Hiding from VeriaTech?
| I don't know where *you* obtained your power-armor technology, but I have more than a simple passing interest in testing its capabilities. And we both know there's only one efficient way to do that.
>>129990
Keep squeaking, rodent.
| >>129991
Yes, yes, of course. Please don't try your petty attempts at provoking me, it doesn't work. -CN
| I've certainly done more than what you've done in this thread. -CN
| >>129991
>Hiding from VeriaTech
Really now, one does not hide from a corporation by popping up literally everywhere. I don't know, whether it is just CN being really fast on their feet, or VeriaTech being a bunch of cripples, but to consistently fail to contain a single individual, who doesn't even pretend to be hiding, is an incredible level of incompetence and VeriaTech employees should reconsider their life choices.
—Jammed Cola
| >>130001
Yes, yes, believe me, I thought much of the same! Which is why I always thought it was more a matter of mismanagement of funds... and putting a little -too- much trust in the hands of a weak few. Especially one who literally has the subjects within striking distance and instead spends half an hour exchanging phone numbers and gossip instead of -dealing- with them. -Eros
| That's why we've changed gears- refocused our brand where it belongs, recuperated the resources wasted on a manhunt and a costly legal dispute, and as a result, have been working together stronger than before. All in the service of our one goal- satisfying you, the loyal customer. :)
I'm sure CN and his DynamoFucks will come to see things our way, in due time. They can't afford not to. -Eros
| >>130003
It seems we both have different meanings of weakness. You know I may not have known you long Eros, but I feel like I like your brother better. Despite our constant bickering there's just *something* he gets in our interactions that you dont. -CN
| >>130018
Such as...?
We record all of our interactions with the public and, on my brother's behalf, I am so, so sorry... for what an immature braggart he's been.
Of course VeriaTech would be seen as some kind of bumbling, saturday morning cartoon villain! What with his constant outbursts, his... overly exaggerated reactions, his... contemptible, thoroughly queer demeanor.
All the way up to his very public murder of a fellow businesswoman, and her head of research. -Eros
| I'm not going to pretend that we aren't all eccentrics in one way or another- its in our genetics, as you've seen. But to say you "like" my brother better than me... tut tut tut.
I simply cannot let that go. This is a business. And, if I may be allowed so as to lift the veil for just one line... perfectly without hostility, mind you...
... we're on a mission from God. -Eros
| >>129868 Listen here motherfucker. The Justice Wardrobe is here to stay and nobody but us will EVER decide otherwise. You may think you've beaten us, but we're just gonna bounce back and kick the asses of scumbags like you every time. Whoever you are, watch your ass. If you really think you can just off one of us that easily, you've got another thing coming. Watch your ass. Anyone who considers us heroes an "obstacle' is liable to get destroyed-on principle alone.
-Fuschia Fedora
| >>130024
God, I'm glad *you* showed up. This "Eros" character is starting to bore the hell out of me.
Listen kiddo, I'm not interested in slotting the stick of some fangirl and their OC, can you like... I dunno, write some fanfiction or something while I'm trying to set up a play date with Black Panties over here?
| >>130023
The fact that you even have to ask just proves that you don't get it. How about you think about it some more on that high horse of yours. Man he really is better than you in this regard... anyways, back to this whole mission of god thing. Do you actually believe you're on a mission for higher powers or something? Come on be objective here. -CN
| >>129992
One simple way ye. And your passing interest is a simole way of saying you'd rather not lose your head. All I'm saying is, if you're going to act hard back it up rather than weilding your mighty keyboard sword. And let me know when I can shave with you, you get edgier by the minute.
| | >>130026
*That* would be a conflict of interest. I realize I'm named "Eros" but I *do* have scruples, you know. -Eros
| >>130032
Of course we are. I'm sure Hermes told you all about it! He was always so devoted. Probably one of his few redeeming qualities. -Eros
| >>130033
The only one being edgy here is *you* so far. If you weren't projecting so much you'd notice that I did, in fact, invite Black Panties to a meeting at a place that she specifically would know about- one that wouldn't likely be intercepted by "white knights" such as yourself. But it's alright- I have all day to "keyboard duel" until my next gig; and you're still more entertaining than this public relations rep with a hard on for ancient mythology.
| >>130037
Suppose I am in all honesty, I however have my reasons though. Let's start fresh here. Why do you want to meet one on one with some amped up girl who could vapourize somebody with electricity? I mean yeah you want her gone, but like... You're gonna do it this quick?
-Bunker
| >>130036
You'll have to forgive my skepticism. Especially considering what I know about the actual origins of these gifts your "god" have you to accomplish this mission. -CN
| >>130042
For a few reasons, some personal, some... not so personal. There are very few people planetside who could pay me enough to kill her, since most others who have tried have somehow found not just themselves, but the entities they've represented completely destroyed.
I want to see just how powerful that *weapon* she's wearing really is. I would have preferred to fight Red Mask instead, but since she's out of the picture, Black Panties will have to do.
| >>130049
Then I guess that's a wrap, ain't it?
Maybe I'll meet Red Mask in hell and slap the shit out of her for stealing from my ex employer.
Then we'll fuck. And it will be very hot, passionate fucking, like Hell has never seen.
| >>130053
... I'm not sure if you're "trolling" right now or if you have a very odd way of looking at things. -Eros
| >>130064
Trust me. If you were to figure out who I was. You may very well kill yourself at the revelation.
-Black Panties
| Alright asshole, too far.
Time to be silenced.
>open_cybergrid_command_overlay:
>Opening overlay...
>Open! Enter command:
>scan_thread
>User?
>>7f1302
>Scanning...
>Scanning...
>Scanning...
>Scan complete. Partial information available.
| >show_voltage:
>2.5W used maximum.
Wow...Definitely a disposable deck. Guy is on the move.
>scan_output_isp:
>Unauthenticated ISP: Stationary Telecommunications.
WOW. Asshole is jacking a phone booth.
Who's the bitch now?
-Fuschia Fedora
| Surely, this is the most secure of secure locations imaginable. And there are only a few thousand phone booths in Glitch City alone! This really narrows things down. >pats.
| o.o -Eros
| Now, nail in the coffin...
>scan_nationwide_cybercom_fluxgrid
>Scanning...
>Scanning...
>Scanning...
>Scan complete!
>show_location_data
>parameters:
>"Stationary Telecommunications" ISP
>authorization: no
>cross_scan: "2.5W used"
>cross_scan: "userdata:7f1302"
| >>130044
The Father was skeptical once, too. But then he saw "The Light," and accepted "The Promise" granted to him, his wife... and all of His children. -Eros
| >Scanning...
>Scanning...
>Scanning...
>Scan complete. Partial information available.
>show_political_grid:
>Glitch City Zip Code: XXXX96
So, in north Glitz District huh? Give me another few minutes and I'll have the street.
-Fuschia Fedora.
| >>130085
Hun, I've been waiting for the past four minutes. I don't know what your fangirl's been doing hacking a phonebooth...
| Nice talking to you... Uh... Sir..? I kinda jumped to conclusions a bit quick. But thank you for being relatively civil when I started to be. Hopefully no one dies.
-Bunker
| >>130091
Sigh, Alright, alright, I'll explain it to you like this. So once upon a time, there was- <CONNECTION INTERRUPTED>
| [CONNECTION INTERRUPTED]
| What... what's-
| Oh for- [CONNECTION LOST]
| So a low life mocks a probably still standing Vigilente that was so much of legend even I heard about it? Try again fella, not sure you could even take weakling part time heroes with yer criminal skill, and even if you were a great criminal master mind, I have enough brute force in me to make a squadron of Pheonix Corp goons blush and an hatred of criminals and those who fuck with vigilentes, so you would be better off laying low mate.
-Falschen
| Whats the point of all that brute strength, if it cannot meet the target tho.
—JoKey
| >>130535
Woulda coulda might've didn't. Don't go threatening someone unless you're ready to make your threat real the moment you make it. Otherwise your threats, any of your words really, will lose their weight and become empty and useless. Threats exist so you don't need to actually do what you promise to do, to get what you want. And when your threat threatens no one, you will be better off just making it real.
Just a friendly advice.
—JoKey
| >>130545
That wasnt a threat fella
It was a simple warning, but as I said I got things to do before going after some loud mouth brat with what seems to be attention issues.
-Falschen
| First Orange Armband, now Red Mask? What is the world coming to :O
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| She was kind of a big deal for a little while, I'm surprised no one's come forward with doing the deed.
How much did you make? Did you get to see how she looked on the inside?
I heard every rumor from it being a highschool aged genius, to a vagrant, to a college student, to a rogue White Knight, and more.
Tbh I'm not sure if it was a student- that just seems too much like a shonen anime.