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Doritos Data
| 'This lead to the Doritos Incident of 2030, when Food Technologists released a report outlining the various drugs found in Doritos chips. Frito Lay quickly attempted to salvage the brand by remarketing the chips as "All natural" and "free of additives or addictions" but it was too late. In mid 2031, Frito Lay completely discontinued the Dorito Line. However, the recipe was hacked and released on the black market, where sellers began to combine even more drugs into the chip.' -Joho
| I've always enjoyed the history of Doritos. Never liked em personally. But the history is alwats nifty. Always been a tortilla chip kinda guy.
-RaIn
| this is the saddest thing I have ever read
-8||8
| Doritos still live
Secret illuminacho factory
Hidden in Glitch City
| My father liked some doritos in his time, never had em myself though
| 2015 called and wants its memes back
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'Doritos were a once incredibly popular corn based chip snack consumed by the masses of the world. These corn chips, combined with flavorings alluding to nacho cheese, ranch, and various other tastes were a hit on the population. Frito Lay, in their greed, began to create new flavors with secretly added drugs to literally addict those who ate them into craving more. Many began to suspect foul play, while other made jokes of it being "Illuminati" food.'