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| Commentary from Augmented Eyed as follows:
[Amy Sullivan] was a fantastic [intern] and will be missed dearly. [She] worked very hard in the company, and we will miss [her] beaming smile. -Donovan D.
End quote
-Joho
| Honestly why Doritos? Can't just drink the blood of your enemies raw? If you're that psychotic, go all the way and make salsa out of the blood, at least then you could sell the recipe to some whackos. .... Actually maybe I'll just make the recipe myself and try to do just that...
| >>129243 it is the will of illuminacho
We kill stabbing
Dip doritos on blood
Blood dip drains knowledge
Blood dip tells truth
We get illuminated
| (OOC: kameron tyler is a really cool name)
| brb naming my son kamreon tyler
| A meteor fell on that freak he and his one man cult are done for
| More data is always welcome if any members of the aforementioned chip-based organization would like to give some up. Besides the whole "Dip Doritos in Blood" bit. I have that part cataloged quite well at this point. -Joho
| >>131167 Well I'm not a member, but that seems to be their whole thing. Doritos are basically their gods. They say that a dorito dipped in blood always tells the truth, it never lies.
It doesn't seem like there's anything else to it.
-GG
| We founded early 2017
We stab
We kill
We dip doritos on victim blood
We eat blood dip doritos
Join us
Become BROS
Chill on hot tub
This is taken from one of their threads.
-GG
| Not terrorist
Artist
Stabbing is love
Doritos absorbs blood
Blood dip tells truth
Blood dip never lie
This too.
-GG
| (-GG)
| >>131180
Judging by my data, I wouldn't be surprised if it was due to brain damage caused by such large consumptions of hyper drugged black-market doritos. But I would like this confirmed, and it doesn't seem such confirmation will be arriving any time soon. -Joho
| Well any drunk man sees a happy world but that does not make it a better place to be.
| This is mind numbingly dumb and creepy at the same time.
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| >>Victim: Amy Sullivan
Age: 20
Occupation: Intern at Augmented Eye media
Means of Death: Multiple stab wounds to abdomen and chest area
>>Assailant: Kameron Tyler
Age: 37
Occupation: Recently fired consultant from DGI Consulting Co.
Crime Report: Public stabbing murder on 109th street. Ran down an unsurveyed alley and evaded response units. Witnesses claim he dipped what seemed like a chip into the victims blood and consumed it. DGI has only released info to the police.
-Joho