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Join the cult of illuminachos

| >a strange man with corporate clothing is in the middle of the streets preaching his unusual cult
We founded early 2017
We stab
We kill
We dip doritos on victim blood
We eat blood dip doritos
Join us
Become BROS
Chill on hot tub


| >the corporate man sees a pretty girl on the street and approaches her
Pretty girl
Stabby time
Dip doritos
Bloody dip tasty
>he stabs the girl multiple times, opens a bag of chips, starts to dip the chips on the blood gushing out of her lifeless body and eats them


| Added to possible terrorists registry.
-Phoenix 2


| Not terrorist
Artist
Stabbing is love
Doritos absorbs blood
Blood dip tells truth
Blood dip never lie


| You know, from all the absolute bat-shit crazy shit that I've seen in this town, starting with laser-eyed fish and ending with literal zombies, this is surprisingly the most insane one. You gotta admit, thats an achievement alright.


| I'm kinda hungry now. - cyb~il


| You know, for as disgusting as this video and their group is...I find myself REALLY wanting to try some doritos. It's disturbing how hungry watching this video made me.


| Yeah. I'm hungry too.
-GG

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