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| >The setting appears to be an empty road and the entrance to a concrete and glass bank... WHEN SUDDENLY, THE DOORS TO THE BANK EXPLODE! Shortly after the explosion effect activates, the doors fall down in the background!
>Standing in the entrance to the doorframe is a man masked in a teal domino mask, and and wearing nothing else! He appears to be bare nude down to his crotch, where he is clothed in bright-teal briefs!
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HA!" >The man says!
| "Foolish mongrels that are foolish! You cannot possibly stop me, criminal mastermind and intellectual supreme... TEAL BRIEFS!" >He says, running toward the camera and away from the bank!
>The camera jump cuts to Teal Briefs fighting police officers!
>BAM! He punches (and misses) an officer, but they fall over backward!
>BIFF! He steps on an officer's balls, who screams in a falsetto, causing Teal Briefs to suddenly release!
"Ohh shit, are you ok-" >SUDDEN JUMPCUT!
| Oh God, please don't tell this is what I think it is. -CN
| "The UNIVERSE is my oyster now," >Says Teal Briefs, standing over a tall, thin pillar, looking down at a light up city that looks suspiciously like one of those fancy building block sets.
"All the muns in GLITCH CITY belong to me! Mwhahahahahaha!"
>SUDDENLY, bright illumination from the rear, followed by a booming male voice!
"NOT SO FAST, TEAL BRIEFS!"
>Teal Briefs recoils in fear and loathing!
"N-no! It can't be! It's-"
| >An excessively over-buffed man with a bare chest and wearing nothing but a black do rag, a black domino mask, and black boxers appears on the scene!
>Just behind him, he's followed quickly by a red haired woman who's wearing a two piece bikini and a red mask, and a black haired woman wearing black, partially transparent lingerie and sporting clearly artificially sized breasts.
"EBONY BOXERS AND THE JUSTICE WARDROBE!?"
| Oh god it is... -CN
| "HOO-AH! Watch me get 'im done, ladies," >EBONY BOXERS yells as he leaps into action!
>BIFF! He punches Teal Briefs!
>BAM! He kicks Teal Briefs in the balls! Probably a little too hard!
>CLOTHESLINE! He slams his arm into TEAL BRIEF's jaw a little too hard, causing the man to be knocked out for the count!
>Standing over his victory, he is soon joined by his two companions...
"CRIMSON BIKINI!" >The red-clothed woman says, pulling at her bottom half seductively!
| "RAVEN LINGERIE!" >Yells the other, squeezing their arms together (which in turn, squeeze their... er... guns together).
"Together, we are the JUSTICEEE WARDROBE!" >All three say together, as they stand on top of the defeated (and probably unconscious) Teal Briefs!
| >The screen fades out, only to be replaced by a gaudy but admittedly memorable title screen that says "JUSTICE WARDROBE," followed by a (tm), (c), and (R) right next to it.
| w-why?
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| >As the trideo movie begins to play, you watch as a line of static moves up and down the screen, along with the appearance of some text at the bottom right which appears to say "TRACKING..."
>Soon, the text vanishes and music that sounds like it was conducted on a MIDI machine begins to play; it's some kind of chill techno-jazz, which suddenly rolls into high gear as the imagery pops in proper.