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S7E69.mpx
| YES! -CN
| "When we last left our dangerously dear darling, ANDROMEDA had managed to evade the Snatchers of Kobe, and soon found herself spiraling out of control through the cosmos in her hi-tech, hip, high-functioning star-spaceship, The Crimson Flood. Although safe for now, ANDROMEDA rushes to restore power to the swarthy vessel, using her knowledge of Quantum Basket Weaving that she learned during her time as a student at the University of Galactic Paradoxical Entanglement Theory!"
| >An overly sparkly woman with light orange spray on tan, DD class breasts, and "hair the color of the cosmos" pops onto the scene, rushing this way and that as she pretends to type feverishly on several keyboards that don't appear to be connected to anything, scanning her eyes in a laser contraption, and pulling random levers and flipping switches with no particular order or reason.
| >After a minute of this montage, we join ANDROMEDA at a small round table with a checkered pattern on it, which totally does not resemble a similar device from a somewhat less popular space faring franchise.
"OH 53X-1307! No matter what I do, I can't seem to restore power to the rear matter-anti matter engine manifold manipulator! At this rate we could be spiraling into space FOREEEEEEVEERRRR!" >She says, leaning back in mock worry!
| How did they get 7 seasons of this?
-AM
| "I can certainly restore power to *your* rear matter-anti matter engine manifold manipulator!" >53X-1307 says, very cool, in a perfectly understandable and excessively husky male voice,
"It is long since past time for your dinner time, ANDROMEDA!"
| "Alas! My hunger for passion must wait, Sex B- er, I mean, 53X-1307! For I can only be satisfied for so long without the love of my multi-dimensional life, Commander Daxer!"
>ANDROMEDA gets up from her admittedly painful looking pose (I mean, god, she held that for almost thirty seconds, anyone else would have suffered serious back strain) and continued her routine of pushing random buttons and pulling random levers in an inordinately exaggerated fashion...
| >WHEN SUDDENLY, A LOUD BEEPING COMES FROM THE INTER-SPATIAL SONARIC RADAR PLATFORM!
"GASP! SIGH! GASP-SIGH!" >ANDROMEDA says, both facepalming and covering her mouth and then covering her whole face!
| "What is it, ANDROMEDA!?" >53X-1307 says, floating just next to her crotch as it attempts to read the inter-spatial sonaric radar platform doohicker.
| "There... in our direction! The CRIMSON FLOOD is floating toward it and I can't change course in time!
>She points toward the tiny purple marble which continues to grow in size! The marble appears to fidget in the inter-spatial sonaric radar platform!
| "LE GASP!" >53X-1307 says!
| >There, on screen, appears to be an enormous, purple planet- it seems to OOZE slime from its many orifices... like literally, the, uh, planet, is dripping slime or lube or some shit into space and is "wetting" space and warping it...
>But more importantly is that it appears to be made up of THOUSANDS of lubricated tentacles, which seem to move this way and that!
| "OH MAHHH GOOOOOODDDDDD!" >ANDROMEDA, uh, yells, as the intermission bumper pops up, followed by text!
"Will ANDROMEDA restart the engines of her ship in time?! Will she and 53X-1307 be forced to explore, endure, and be engulfed by the STRANGE, ALIEN TENTACLE WORLD, which is so disgustingly slimy that it appears to be bleeding into space-time itself!? And will 53X-1307 ever get to feed our dashing heroine!? Tune in AFTER THE COMMERCIAL BREAK!"
| How did I never hear of this before?
-Falschen
| This is great! I will definitely start keeping up with this, and I really hope 53X-1307 gets to "feed" her.
-GG
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| >When you click on the video, it begins to play, beginning with a sudden trumpet of over-orchestrated music! Slowly but surely, text begins to ascend from the bottom of the screen at an angle...
>A N D R O M E D A!