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Encrypted Direct Line to:####
| > 'Um...This isn't Neon, but I can totally help if you know him! Well of course you know him. You have one of these things. Uh...Which one are you? Netroid Prime? Axiom Fringe?'
| > 'This is Neon, that one is Towervania. Take care of her, I'm preoccupied.'
| >'Gotcha! Towervania I'm gonna ping you okay? Sit tight! Help is on the way...Oh by the way! I'm Gigaman Zeta. Nice to meet you~.'
| HI NICE TO MEET YOU IM TUNA AND IM CURRENTLY DYING. YOU GOT ANYTHING TO FUCKING REMEDY THAT. CAUSE THAT WOULD BE AWESOME.
| > 'Working on it! Your Viva's screen should have a big red circle on it. That means one of us is tracking you. I...take it Neon didn't explain jackshit to you about how this thing works, huh? Goddammit...Okay! Just uh..Wait! I swear I'm coming! Just stay calm!'
| OKAY I AM KINDA ON WATER RIGHT NOW. I DON'T THINK IM TOO FAR FROM THE SHORE. PLEASE HURRY.
| > 'Try to go to the fish restaurant near Westport. I'm headed that way.'
| OKAY ON IT
| > 'Headed your way with help. How are we doing, Towervania?'
| ALOT OF BLEEDING. GOT BULLETS EMBEDDED IN MY BODY. MY LEG IS SPARKING. SO NOT TOO GREAT. FEELING LIKE SHIT.
| You could call an ambulance or the PD
-Ferris
| (oh shit this was an encrypted direct line. Forget what i said -Ferris)
| ( xD It's okay Ferris. )
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| HEY NEON. I HAVE A PROBLEM. DO YOU KNOW ANY MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS. BECAUSE IM KINDA FUCKING DYING RIGHT NOW AND THAT WOULD BE FUCKING AWESOME RIGHT NOW. JUST FUCK THIS WEEK.