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Odds and Ends (Apartment Clearance)

| So, a while ago, we—I managed to hit the absolute limits of the items I can fit in my apartment.

With that, it's obvious that we needed to clear out our living space. There shall not be a single work done on a claustrophobic nightmare space.

In this thread I will be listing the items I can throw away (for free, all of them!) — you can come by to my apartment and pick them up if you are willing. -Uni

>myloc.geo
>the file opens a site that precisely points to the apartment


| We have sorted out the items based on their category for ease of finding.

> Books
- Shakespeare, The Complete Play (est. 1984)
- The Republic, Plato (est. 1980)
- Transcript of Enuma Elish (1996)
- La Peste (est. 1948)
- Conquesting the Skies (1967)
- The Game of Arcana (1981)


| > Newspaper Pages
- "Berlin Fall" (1992)
- "The Ever-Poisoning Smog of London, A Report" (1952)
- "The SOC's Secret: MK Naomi" (1978) — badly torn
- "Rattlesnake Fire: A Deeper Look" (1955)


| > Electronics
- Minor Arcana (broken)
- A 1974 smoke detector
- Cuneiform Pattern-Scanning Chipset
- A very old computer processor of an unknown name
- Prototype of some form of EMP blast
- A typewriter that uses QWERTZ layout


| > Electronics (2)
- A huge stack of seemingly old games from ~1990s
- An odd, heavy laptop
- "Messias Machine" (looks to be broken)
- A set of automated gardening tools
- An old vending machine (still working!)


| That is about all that I can throw away. They are all free to pick up, if you are interested! -Uni


| >>112186
Minor Arcana? -CN


| >>112196
A machine we once used for reading fate. We have replaced it with an apt replacement, but we were unable to repair its broken state.

Although, from the gist of it, it simply had suffered an attack from an explosion. There may still be ways to fix it. -Uni


| (owo)


| >>112203
My, it seems that our thread has attracted an adorable visitor. -Uni


| >>112202
A machine for reading fate? How does that work? Is it like a probability machine? -CN


| >>112204
(^w^)
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| >>112206
Given the time, given the possibility, it will read chances and outcomes.

We wouldn't say we absolutely know how it works, but from what we know alone, it packs an artificial intelligence to calculate complex probability of fates. -Uni


| >>112208
Man you want to learn about everything don't you? -CN


| >>112211
Hmm... okay and what about the chipset? Is it some form of translator? -CN


| >>112217
Indeed! It translates the ancient language of the Sumerians. The chipset, as long as it has a display to output its messages reads through the clay tablets written by the scribe of old millennia. -Uni


| >>112225
Hmm... was hoping for something other than just Sumerian but no matter. Can I have the Minor Arcana and the EMP blast? -CN


| >>112230
Very well, meet us at the location provided. -Uni


| I'll take the games, typewriter, vending machine, and all the books.
And CN, please untie me.
-AnoMeat.


| >>112239
I-I take it that you both will arrive at the same time then? -Uni


| Is there Shakespeare book a collection?
-AG


| (*the)


| >>112258
Absolutely. It is everything the playwright himself has written. -Uni


| >>112239
You did something stupid didn't you.
-TY


| >>112266
In his defense he didn't do something dumb again but it's a consequence of his earlier dumb stuff


| -CN


| >>112270
I guess I am relieved he didn't do anything dumb again. Im not really familiar with you but you seem friendly enough as long as your not with those guys who are after him. Watch him like a hawk he is on a ditching spree apparently. I hope he has an ice pack close when I see his ass again.
-TY


| >>112275
Oh I'm aware. Why do you think I tied him up? -CN


| >>112292
Make sure he does not have anything on him he can use to cut through it. Asshole made me lose my best shank. Might meet up with you guys later. Busy at the moment. At this point its best for me to gather as many contacts as I can outside my normal go tos. My life is slowly going down the drain.
-TY


| >>112323
Understandable. I was in a similar situation in the past. I already patted him down too. Surprisingly light on weapons for a change. -CN


| >>112336
odd he was pretty well armed last time I saw him. Good luck and telk him I might not slap him if he shares the games with me. might.
-TY


| Hey hey OP, what's with these two?
- An odd, heavy laptop
- "Messias Machine" (looks to be broken)


| (>ww<)
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| >>112460
Ah. The heavy laptop seems to be a terminal of sorts. We never knew how to operate it, so we kept it unused.

As for the machine.. we're not completely sure either. It was all that was written in there. It's a machine the size of a table with all sorts of trinkets in it.

Maybe we had a documentation for the machine. We are not sure. -Uni


| >>112463
M-my. What have you worded out, little one? -Uni


| Awww! I missed everything that was good! -Aethia


| >>112475 >>112476
Am I missing something here?


| >>112473
Anyway. Sounds perfect, I'll take em both


| - A 1974 smoke detector
- Cuneiform Pattern-Scanning Chipset
- A very old computer processor of an unknown name
>>112475
Can we talk about those and your gardening tools? By the way you DO still garden, right..? Not to sound...clingy...but when things calm down I'd really love to still do gardening with you and KN... -Aethia


| >>112488
Sure! Yes, we still have our lovely pine tree living healthily. We envy Kazuki for having the sakura and bonsai, but we have what we have!

For the smoke detector, it is a simple, battery-loaded smoke detector. We doubt it would be of any use, but we have had it as a keepsake for a long time.

The Cuneiform Pattern-Scanning Chipset is, as we described before, a chipset capable of processing the cuneiform used by the ancient Sumerians — it also translates to English. -Uni


| >>112503
Okay...I can't resist. Ano is currently indisposed right now...Soooo if I happen to make it to your apartment before he does. Can I have the videogames from the 1990s?

He kind of owes me all things considering I haven't pressed charges or worse, so I"m sure he won't mind~. <3 -Aethia


| >>112515
Right, he visited (erh.. tagged along by CN?) but he didn't quite pick up those games. Maybe he forgot, but we guess that's luck rolling on your side.

You are free to pick them up as long as they are still available. -Uni


| >>112520
I wouldn't be above paying you to hold them in reserve for me. ><;; I kind of can't right now...But I'll absolutely come for them if we can make arrangements?
I'm still interested in the other stuff too, but I have a collection I'm struggling to maintain here! -Aethia


| >>112527
Business arrangement is not quite our game, but if you are in definite need of the games, then we will keep them safe for you. Meet us up whenever you have time on your hands! We will hand them down for the same price as everything in the list. -Uni


| >>112535
Thanks so much...I swear things like this are the only reason I've made it this far! That and gardening at this rate. Uni I'm trying to grow tea plants. Do you want to try them when they're mature?
...You aren't moving away are you..? -Aethia


| >>112548
Moving away? We have plans, but we definitely don't have enough resources to utilize said plans right now.

And thus, the answer for your first question is "yes"! We would love to try out a homegrown tea — no, simply growing them is an exciting thought for us. -Uni

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