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Radio Wire 10.0
| "But don't be sad! do you know how freaking awesome it is to be a ghost? Hell you can literally spy ANYONE without of them knowing your presence!" -N
"..Neil we're on air, can you.. Can you stop that please?" -R
"So when did he lost it?" -X
| "Lost what?" -R
"His mind, are ya' deaf are blind he's talkin' to the wall??" -X
"Man you have boring kind of things for a comedian then, I would have already spied the major or kira miki.." -N
| "He's done that the other day, talks to some molly or something, it is too creepy to get in the middle of.." -R
"Why not? In a city of shady fucks you gotta look up for the big boss, in this case, the major" -N
"Neil" -X
"Her name is polly you guys" -N
| "Neil" -X
"And I'm just a simple radio host born and raised in south De.. wait no I got it mixed up again, where was I raised again Xii?" -N
"Neil!" -X
| >Neil cracks up in laughter
"Was that on purpose? The add-on voice?? Hell sugar that material is fresh as fuuuck!" -N
"He's completely gone" -R
| "Hell with that talent you should be the opener, have they ever let you be the opener?" -N
"I swear I'm slapping him if he keeps this up R" -X
"I genuinely think he sees something.." -R
| "Really? You think the guy who stacked about 20 hookers up here with no one's permission isn't just fucking with us again?" -X
"Look at his gestures, he's got all of his mind in that conversation, he's never got half of his mind on anything" -R
"And who was Mr Imari? That sounds like a boss name so I'm gonna go ahead and guess he was your boss" -N
| >Call 545-XXX-XXXX
| "Ha! I could see a great use for that in sarcastic replies! Did you worked at some of those big fancy places that serve you drinks while you watch people joke around?" -N
| >Xii picks up line '545'
"'Ello and welcome to Radio Wire, half price in advertisements if ya' can take me out of this place" -X
"Behave" -R
"Who are we havin' the pleasure to have in air today?" -X
| "Hey it's CN. Ask him what her hair and eye colors are."
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| >>103546
"Alright hol' up" -X
"Neil!" -X
"Well sugar I promise to visit one of these days in your honor! Maybe I can ask around like a fan so they think higher of you!" -N
| >A loud slap can be heard on air
"The fuck man??" -N
"CN is on the phone and he wants to know what's her hair and eyes color" -X
"Oh so NOW you believe me" -N
"Never said ah' do, just please answer this shit is drivin' me insane" -X
| "Her eyes are blue, and her hair is.. You know, this color that is like.. Grueen?" -N
"Grueen..." -X
"Blue and green but like they're mixed and they're a light color" -N
"So.. Grueen, ya' understood any of that CN?" -X
| "...Does he mean Teal?"
| -CN
| "Are those two drinks? They sound fancy!" -N
"Neil look at me, is the word--" -X
"--Teal!" -N
"..." -X
"She just.. She told me the word" -N
| "Paula Wal Steinbeck. Your 'ghost' just appeared from a missing persons report today." -CN
| "Are you in a missing persons report??" -N
"Is she in a missing persons report?? Are ya' sure it ain't a similar? ah' refuse to believe Neil isn't just fuckin' with us right now" -X
"That kinda hurts cowboy" -N
| (Fixing, top part cropped)
| >A static sound covers the air for a few seconds
"Are you in a missing persons report??" -N
"Is she in a missing persons report?? Are ya' sure it ain't a similar? ah' refuse to believe Neil isn't just fuckin' with us right now" -X
"That kinda hurts cowboy" -N
| "You can look it up yourself, also says she's called Polly and Neil just confirmed her hair and eye color so it adds up." -CN
| "Alright so.. if this is really you that's a good thing right? Someone's looking for you! Who cares if your body is burned to a crisp and destroyed? If someone is looking for you that means a new body is a total go!" -N
| "Imma take a look at that, but just hearin' the phrase "Burned to a crisp and destroyed" wouldn't give anyone too much hope of findin' a recognizable body.." -X
| "Alright Neil so since only you can hear her what her deal?" -CN
| "Of course I do! If I was a ghost I would be worried about no one looking for me because hell that would mean I am dead to everyone.. figuratively and literally you know? But if I know someone is looking for me that means they totally want to see me back!"
| -N
| "Now hold up sugar" -N
>>103578
"Well, she's a comedian from what she tells me, worked at the stockpile and apparently keeps talking to me because no one else would see or hear her.. She also got this weird flower on top of her head that it always looks like it's about to fall" -N
| "Man if you could look at this cuteness now, sugar I swear I would hug you right now if you weren't made of nothing, so let's say I owe you a hug when you get a new torso at least, deal?" -N
| "Hmm... And flower? What does the flower look like?" -CN
| "Now that's the smile of a winner, I should know it because I see one everyday in the mirror!" -N
| >>103585
"Man, it looks like.. Fuck it just looks like a flower man, it's attached like some kind of pin and it's spinning right now, I have also seen it go from full gloom to fulll bloom about a some of times so far" -N
| "Think you can draw it?" -CN
| "Oh I don't think I could against you sugar, but have I ever told you the one of the skeleton that went to the halloween party? He had no-body to go with!" -N
| >Neil breaks on laughter louder than before
"Man this is pure gold what she's throwing at me! Hell yeah I could draw her but quoting the great Polly you're gonna have a hard time seeing it from there" -N
| "My sides hurt Polly, this is too much after working with the unfunniest pair of Glitch City for months" -N
| "I mean it's not like you can't send me a picture of the drawing or anything. Besides it's more to compare with the report. -CN
| "Well, they put with most to all of my bullshit so I guess that counts as good friends, though R is still not off the hook with his shady stuff" -N
"Fuck off Neil" -R
"Though I had got him to swear more and be more chill" -N
| >>103606
"I was just messing there man, I can and will totally draw her for you, it'll be artistic and detailed like that scene in Titanic, with less boobs of course" -N
| "Uh... thanks I guess???" -CN
| "You welcome my man, but I gotta warn you I kinda suck at drawing despite rocking everything else I do at life" -N
| "I mean no offense man but I wasn't expecting Picasso level works anyways. Long as the general features match, that's what matters." -CN
| "Alright, now gimme a pose or stay quiet sugar, maybe do that thing with the arms cause Its fucking hilarious" -N
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| "So uh... while that's getting done... man it feels like it's been awhile since I called here. How was your New Year's." -CN
| "It was.. It was real man, I spent it with the homeless dudes that kept me alive before getting this huge apartment downtown, and we laughed and I got them campaign -N
"..champagne" -R
| "Wait- 'kept you alive'!? What the hell happened!?" -CN
| "Hey no need to alarm dude, I mean it like I couldn't always sleep in the station you know? So these guys knew where to sleep under a good roof, how to not get stabbed by other homeless, the usual stuff you know?"
| "Problably should have picked a different wording" -N
| "Oh. Dude I've said before but if you need a place to crash in emergencies my safehouse is always open." -CN
| "Aw man there is no need to, I mean problably if we're at risk of horrible death again I will consider it, but I don't wanna bother you guys there.. Though is that mom bot I heard about still with you guys?" -N
| "Yes she is and you probably still have no chance with her. Also I'm worried you see that nickname of hers in a more perverted connotation. Do you just have a lilim fetish man?" -CN
| "Hey, problably is just another word for "maybe" right? And I wouldn't go so dirty with words such as "fetish" no no, let's say I've got a "taste" for robotic ladies, and man now that I heard there's a robotic motherly figure how can I not be interested?" -N
| "Sigmund Freud would have a field day with you" -R
"And let's set clear that if I wanted to see a perverted contornation I would go with "Milf bot", but that's not the way to go with such a woman" -N
| "...Well whatever floats your boat man, just let me know before you try and start flirting on her so I can record your embarrassment for future generations." -CN
| "I will tell you so you can record my victory for the future generations to look up at me, by the way I finished the drawing like 15 minutes ago, and I gotta say drawing someone that's standing just ahead of me makes me feel like those italian guys that painted walls you know? All professional and such" -N
| "Oh perfect. Can you take a picture and send it to me?" -CN
| "No need for pciture, I got paint on my phone, isn't it beautiful the apps they come up with these days?" -N
"Paint is like 80 years old dude" -X
| >Sent: Sugar.pnx
>Attached is a poorly drawn girl wearing black leggings along with a pink and black checkered skirt. Her top is drawn like a red t-shirt and the head shows that her eyes are blue and her hair Teal just like previously mentioned.
| >Sent: Sugar2.pnx
>Attached is the same drawing but with the outline of a white flower on top of her head with what looks like a pin keeping it there. There is a red arrow above the drawing pointing to the flower
| "Okay then so now let me just match this up with the missing persons report and... yup. It matches up. Neil ain't making shit up here." -CN
| "In your face suckers!" -N
"I knew something was going on, but why would he be the only one able to see her?" -R
"She's lifting Cowboy's hippy hair!" -N
"The fuck is this man!?" -X
| "I don't know. Maybe it's some weird electromagnetic explanation, but I'm not expert on this kind of thing. It's possible that others may be able to hear her but not see her as well." -CN
| "Fuck I heard rumors of getting tracking nanobots or something on you from street lilims, maybe one of them got something in me.. I should be hella pissed if that's the case but at least I get to see a ghost lilim messing with cowboy" -N
| "If it was a nanobot inside you how would it be messing with Xiis hair? I don't think that's the answer here... maybe if she is a 'ghost' then her body would be somewhere else." -CN
| "No no I mean, I'm entirely sure she's real, hell there's an article about her and she almost fried my phone about some hours back, and about her body.. She kinda mentioned finding it in a very heated condition" -N
| "Where was it? Maybe we can find out a clue about what's going on." -CN
| "Heard that sugar? Remember where exactly did you find your dead body?" -N
| "Hell sugar.. I kinda don't wanna be a downer and get you there but this dude here is kind of a pro at things like this, you know, things that no one understands, if we get there you could walk us to the exact same spot?" -N
| >There is some static noise for a quick moment
"Was that.. Was some kind of ghost trick or something? Did you traveled there and back here?" -N
| "You just.. You vanished for a second there, like when the tv is about to burn and goes all static" -N
| "Hell, maybe I blinked.. Anyway, she can totally guide us there CN, it was somewhere between Uptown central, Glitz, and Central, wanna go body hunting?" -N
| "Sure, I'm sure Polly is eager to find some answers as well after all. Should I meet you in front of the station?" -CN
| "Sure, as always the building close to last year's murder zone" -N
"What a beautiful description" -X
| "Alright sugar, knock it off with shortie's hair we got some real hunting coming up downstairs" -N
"I can feel the static trough my hairs.." -R
| "Sounds like a plan, cowboy and R stay up here because only I am allowed to go out into badass hunting including ghosts" -N
"We will change the lock and sell your stuff on the bazar" -X
"Worth the risk" -N
>Click
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| "So, why haven't we put music in so long? Do you know how akward is a silence with no music?" -X
| >Your Love is a drug begins playing
| "Y'know ah' was kinda tryin' to make conversation" -X
"Talk to the audience" -R
"No way, talkin' to the mic with no answer feels.. Weird" -X
| "Neil does it all the time" -N
"Neil talks with ghosts, apparently" -X
| "Your point?" -R
"I'm not Neil, I don't talk on air assuming someone is listenin'" -X
"Xii, you're a radio host, that's literally your job" -R
| "Can we just switch places? Ya' sit on yer ass all day and that's somethin' I believe ah' can be good at" -X
"Behave" -R
"Wha--" -X
"--Shush" -R
| "Dud--" -X
"--Nope" -R
"Wha--" -X
"--Quiet" -R
| >A slap noise can be heard on air
"Ow! Not necessary!!" -R
"Completely necessary!" -X
"You n--" -R
>*Slap*
| "Enough!" -R
"Come on, interrupt me again, I dare ya!" -X
| "This is what Radio Wire is people! lame fights and old music 24/7, why don't ya' listen to somethin' real? Don't y'all know tv is a thing?" -X
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