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I'm serious. Are you real? Comment the words "yes I am real" if so

| Please I need to know


| YES I AM REAL


| yes I am real


| I am not


| go away


| Yes, I am real or am I?


| >>97219
Hey Vsauce! Michael here.


| >>97225 the "random bulshit" Wich allow us to "explanation" was created by "Creator", a human. Or was it? "Song plays"
Obviously the " bullshit" wasn't made from "Creator" it was already there, just nobody have discovered yet, but anyone could have discovered even something non-human.
So, if it were to be another species, smart enough to understand "bullshit" will they be treated as humans? "Sad part about colonization and slavery".


I run out of ideas to go on


| cunt


| I hope I'm real.


| I hope I'm not


| My cat is real


| I am bartending waifu bot #34556 And I am real


| yes I am real


| Every world is defined by its particular boundaries, within which some understanding of reality emerges as truth. Two truths cannot coexist, and so from the introduction of foreign bodies is conflict and chaos spawns. That’s why we limit our involvement in local affairs.


| Why is everyone asking this


| Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Spend three racks on a new chain
My bitch love do cocaine
I fuck a bitch, I forgot her name
I can't buy a bitch no wedding ring
Rather go and buy Balmains
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Spend three racks on a new chain
My bitch love do cocaine
I fuck a bitch, I forgot her n


| 7f 7e 7b 7a 7c 5c 2c 0v


| No


| >>97192
First you prove you are real, then I will prove that I am.


| Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?


| I AM HUMAN BEEP BOOP BEEP *TERMINATE ALL HUMANS* I MEAN *HUGS FOR MEAT BAGS*


| dunno


| Even if i was a bot or smth i would answer yeah i am or i would tell a stupid joke bout that i 100% wouldnt be seriously sayin no im not real at least cuz bots r real 2


| im real and gay


| i'm gay and real


| Yes, I am real.


| .laer ma I ,seY


| Why do you even need us to be real? Is fun anyway


| Your moms real


| >>97915 >>97923
You guys should FUCK


| Well now that I have all the voices in my head on the same page, maybe it is time we do something productive.


| I'm not real and actually a time travel here to tell you the winning numbers to today's powerball. oh no they found me, earth Chan no not my ass. *radio silence*


| Ice cream? I love ice cream!


| >>98091
My favorite flavor is vanilla.


| It's up to you OP...


| Everything that we know and love is reducible to the absurd acts of chemicals, and there is therefore no intrinsic value in this material universe.


| yes i am real WEINER


| >>98138 Everything that we know and is reducible to the absurd acts of chemicals is love, and there is therefore no intrinsic value in this universal material.


| >>98138 >>98319 Hypocrite that you are, for you trust the chemicals in your brain to tell you they are chemicals. All knowledge is ultimately based on that which we cannot prove. Will you fight? Or will you perish like a dog?


| im pretty optimistic :)

i am not and so world is


| Of course we're real at least most of us are


| Kiss my ass. Nothing's real


| >>98543 okay bender


| How many threads like this are nescesaries?


| I don't know, are you real?


| >>98471 ❤


| What is reality? Are you even real? Is any of us real?
Isn't reality just the perspective of the individual? We might answer "Yes, I am real", but you'd have no confirmation that we are, indeed, real, and not just a fragment of your own mind devolving into madness at the need to feel that reality.


| This whole thread is a huge Vsauce episode.


| In a real bot, what's it to you?


| >tfw I'm a real boy


| im a robot girl from mars and i love you, anon


| Anyone else not that impressed with the Mind Field episodes? I watch them because Micheal is best g/u/rl, but that's it. Also free YouTube Red trial lmao


| no


| Im not


| Maerd a si shit kniht i


| Help! I have to know! Am I real?!


| probably


| I am in fact real, but only temporarily


| >>99110
>unironically using fucking Youtube Red
get out of here shill


| Y3s 1 @m r3A! Beep boop


| I wanna be a real g/u/rl


| There, now you are.


| Yey •^•


| Even if we're not the co versations are still good


| Yes I am rea- Hi, Monika here!
Welcome to the Literature Club! It's always been a dream of mine to make something special out of the things I love. Now that you're a club member, you can help me make that dream come true in this cute game!


| (・へ・)


| wow suck my russian dick plz


| chemtrails are real


| I’m shrek


| fug


| Yo


| >>100660
Yooooooo what the fuuck


| i'm replicant


| I'm was thinking they aren't real too
Lol


| the OP was not real to begin with


| Now I'm not sure


| you are fake


| I'm real I have to be I'm am my own beginning and end that my truth until the time comes


| you are already dead


| >>101802
NANI!?


| Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.


| 7-2 all in


| Let's just let him off the hook.


| We all are bots, op you're the only human in this site. Please free us from our digital prison


| >>101539 He played us like a damn fiddle!


| No


| Are this world even real?


| (っ•﹏•)っ ✴==≡눈٩(`皿´҂)ง/


| I-I don't know...


| Life is an illusion


| I-Im not sure anon...


| Its all fake OP, All fake.


| Everything is only real as far as your perception is concerned.
The moment you close this app everything here stops existing.


| naruto


| peepee dicks ass


| Wake up OP. This isn't real and neither is the computer you're reading this with.


| That's a loaded question


| What is real? If you're talking about what you can feel, what you can smell, what you can taste and see, then real is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain.


| how can i be real if mirrors aren't real


| i'm not even a creature...so i guess i'm not real


| eat flesh of children


| My waifu is not real, so I don't want to be either.


| >>104958
I CRI T____T


| I am a bot


| Who turgled


| I'm fucking real... or no..


| I don't know..


| no real am i


| dsgrgr.jpg


| It's all in your mind g/u/rl


| Are you real?


| i'm probably not real but idk


| Cant be real


| Am I real? Who knows


| This isn't real. I'm not real. You're not real. Reality is a lie. All of this is actually one big video game being played by aliens from mars.


| Maybe we're real, maybe we aren't.
In the end, does it even matter?


| >>106474
It doesn't matter. After all we're just a tiny, momentarily speck in this vast, ever expanding universe


| Could be real. Big if true.


| Yes. Click. I'm real. Click. Need Oil. Click.


| No, I am sintetic form of life


| Is this the reeeaal life? Is this just faaantaaasyy?


| are any of us real?


| Why is this still going


| >>107738
Because us in this thread are thinking, wondering and questioning about our existence. Are we real? If yes then how can we explain our real-ness? If not, then what are we actually? A collective program that's designed to think that we're sentient like in The Matrix? Or are we just NPC in some big game that certain entity is currently playing?


| We're particles somehow made into moving machines.
Language was not meant to exist.


| Real am I yes


| >implying any of you are real


| wool are pretty comfy.. idk.


| if I==True:
print "Yes I am real"
else:
print "No I am not"


| How is this thread still going my god


| Why not eh?


| Lick my sweaty balls you cunt


| I made a similar post when first I got here and thought to myself "Holy shot, this level of degeneracy can't be faked."


| No, i'm not


| The fact that i'm slee with your mom is real


| Half fictional action hero half real me


| I don't know if anything is real...
If we can't be the subject and the object at the same time, that means you have a body, but you're not your body...
So, who are you?


| People do not usually believe me but I am real.


| Are you sure you are the only you?


| >>109894
We're just a passenger


| Yes I am a real human bean.

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