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Drop the best offensive jokes you know
| I don't like anime
| Yo, ever heard of the God who created science?
Well me neither.
| Guy asks: How high does a German Dog Jump?
Guy makes Hitler Salute; So High!
(It's funnier in German tho)
| An old man is holding a little girls hand walking in the woods, the little girl goes, it sure is creepy in here, the old man frowns and goes "how do you think i feel, i have to walk out of here alone"
| What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven
| What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven
| Putin Merkel and Trump are meeting at a conference at the east coast.
Trump explains that the US has the best navy. Their submarines can stay for 4 months under water without refilling or getting new food. Putin starts laughing and explains how their submarines can stay under water for over a year.
Suddenly the water is moving in unforseen ways and a submarine emerges. The Top opens and an old man steps outside. "Heil Hitler! Zhe U-boat needs some refueling!"
| What's the difference between the Sun and Hitler?
The Sun emerges in the east while Hitler goes down in the east.
| Called France in 1940. Was occupied.
| A Soviet man is waiting in line to purchase vodka from a liquor store, but due to restrictions imposed by Gorbachev, the line is very long. The man loses his composure and screams, "I can't take this waiting in line anymore, I HATE Gorbachev, I am going to the Kremlin right now, and I am going to kill him!"
| After 40 minutes the man returns and elbows his way back to his place in line. The crowd begin to ask if he has succeeded in killing Gorbachev. "No, I got to the Kremlin all right, but the line to kill Gorbachev was even longer than here!".
| For a long time, the west has tried to put Russia on its knees but Russia has stayed laying down.
| How can you tell that the Stasi has bugged your apartment? — There's a new cabinet in it and a trailer with a generator in the street.
| Why do the Stasi work together in groups of three? — You need one who can read, one who can write, and a third to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
| What's worse than a dead baby in the trascan?
10 dead babies in a trashcan.
| What's the difference between a lambroghini and a pile of dead babies?
| I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage
| what's worse than ten dead babies in onde dumpster?
one dead baby in ten dumpsters.
| Why did Tim destroy his clock?
Because it reminded him of Arnold Clock,
The man accused of knife-raping his wife.
| ur mom gay
| You know male and female aren't the only genres, don't you?
Well I'm neither, because I wanna fight gender-roles.
Jk I just wanna trigger you to the point of no return as an alternative to my happiest.
| Whats silent and makes the mom scream in horror
| Crib death
| Why don’t black people take cruises? Because they fell for that trick once already
| How many Earthers does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll whine and file a petition to the U.N. to force Belters to change it for them.
| What do you call a black guy on the moon?
a problem.
what do you call a bunch of black guys on the moon?
problems.
what do you call all the black guys on the moon?
problem solved.
| What's the hardest thing of watching a dead baby?
My dick
| Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
| Do y'all niggas ever just dance to flex on them crippled niggas?
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