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So a man walks into a bar
| And then he opens the mailbox.
| Then drinks his drink
| He can't stop talking to the bartender about his love for dogs
| Then he drink a levetasion posion and jumps of a bridge
| Obviously the levitation potion* was not real. The man fell off the bridge and plummeted down into the icy abyss. Excellent swimmer as he was, he adeptly found his way to the shore where he met a man that looked like a wizard.
| You cannot get ye flaske.
| He then pulls out a double barrel shotgun and blew the wizard's face off, he then proceeds to eat the blown off head parts on the ground.
| Bartender asks "Why the fuck did you do that??"
The man goes "I BLEW HIS MIND AND ATE IT CAUSE I'M CHRIS ANGEL: MINDFREAK!"
| Chris Angel guts himself and rubs mascara into the edgy wounds.
| He now has microcuts because the wounds were so edgy. He then jumps over several buildings because "DAMN YOU GRAVITY!" to get to a medical lilim.
| ... well that's a hell of an act. What do you guys call yourselves?
| the waifu war winners
| The fuck is this thread
| /u/ cinema confirmed?
| What the...
| (a random guy pass away from Chris)
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| And then he orders a drink.