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Sell me

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| That fail when you press enter and shift


| Sell me?


| Sex sells


| Sell you? How?


| https://youtu.be/QwRISkyV_B8 hope this sold you


| >>694be4
You know that you are old when this videos make your day and you want to buy one.(or two)


| Alright everybody, I have a never used, mint condition OP here. This g/u/rl likes long surfs on the internet, and quiet nights at home. If you can trust me, and trust me, you can trust me, I'll tell you you need this OP right now. Let's start the bidding at $4


| >>246189 I will give 5 dollarinos max, she seems kinda boring


| 5.5$


| We got 5.5 here, anyone give me a 6? And might I say what a steal, one whole OP for a measely 6. That's a whopping more than 6 value for as little as 6 plus shipping and handling. And if you call in right now, we'll throw in a random relative of the OP completely FREE.


| I bid 円700


| 700!? We have a lively one here! I doubt anyone will beat this! Going once!


| *七百円
mistyped.


| Going twice!


| 500 rubles.


| Okay 1000 rubles.


| 1000! Who would have thought! And it was almost gone! Going once!


| 1100 rubles!


| 十万円!!


| Can we use bitcoins?


| 1100! Going once!

>>248673 I haven't been caring what currency it is, or it's actual value, just the number value is important so use whatever you want.


| Going twice!


| Going thrice! And she's gone!


| There you go OP. I sold you to >>9b621e for 1100


| If this was an anime, then because of this thread OP would now show up at >>f8a6c3 's place as an instantanious new girlfriend an hilarity would start.

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