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| >be me
>live in literal shithole
>literally have to eat shit for food
>other kids steal food, which is also shit
>have a book about the abyss, also shit but is only possession
>One day
>some daft punk looking fag comes and asks us to take part in his experiments in return for food and shelter
>bitchin
>get there
>food is basically polystyrene
>oh well
>make friends with autismo called Mitty
>is ok friend for most part
>one day we get called to take part in an experiment


| >it's some shitty elevator
>Mitty jumps in like a retard
>I follow onto the other one bc I have no friends
>daft fag says we're gonna descend and get exposed to the 6th layer's curse
>lolwhut
>Elevator starts
>we hit the bottom after like 30 seconds
>quickest elevator ride in my life
>At bottom, we see what can only be described as advanced chromosome deficiency
>Ohsweetlord
>there are ultra downies everywhere
>Mitty starts freaking out
>stfu dumb coot


| >elevator rises
>Mitty goes full autismo
>she starts screeching something in mittard
>can't tell if she's asking to be killed or screeching for gravy
>suddenly see hair growing on arm
>puberty.exe
>get biggest ear splitting headache, surprisingly not caused by mittard's autism
>mittard now has ebola apparently
>ffs
>The elevator reaches top again
>daft fag approaches us again
>Subarashi.overusedquote
>Look at mittard
>She has turned into this cat vegetable thing
>I lol


| >daft fag decides to activate his pedo neckbeards powers and tries to let me or some shit
>I look in reflection in glass part of elevator
>oh
>oh no
>I'm literally a fucking furry
>why
>my life is ruined
>Thanks libtards
>I cry
>mittard begins to make some wierd tard noise
>daft fag begins to jerk off
>tfw I wanna die
>tfw I'm a MC and dying would mean the show ends forever
>thanks akira toriyama
>For making me into a furfag and my already tardy friend into even more of a tard


| I both love and hate this

Thanks anon


| This is... surprisingly surprising
Can't fully hate it -3-


| What did I just read?


| >>118615


| Nanachi. Best. Girl.


| Pure art


| Nenechi


| thanks I enjoyed this owo


| thanks OP but please stay away from my sons forever


| Oya oya oya


| I want to cry but I can't


| kek


| I think the French had a phrase, "Le Fuck?!"


| Considering Nanashi is the Japanese equivalent to Anonymous, Nanachi being a 2ch poster would make sense in a way. She's a neet that lives in the world's basement, and only starts experiencing any sort of happiness when a loli and robo-shota visit.


| The cute.
Nanachi is love.


| God of cute nanachi.


| >>122500
Only star being happy after loli and robo visit

Make sense, but I can imagine her post something like:

>Food are great, but I Klkeep getting molested by these two sex maniacs, can't tell them enough that I don't like my fur being touched
>3 days after we traveled together and I already caught the robo having a boner for the loli for more than 6 times, god damn kids nowadays
>1 week and I already have to clean her puke and piss again, I swear I will craft a diaper for her


| naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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