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If anime mas real, what character would you be?

| Discuss


| In a high school anime I'd be one of the band kids because that's what I did all the time. Playing my trombone like nobody's business.


| What? You are saying anime isn't real? What is Japan, then?


| Kazuma


| Think about the lamest anime character you know. That's me


| A nobody because that's what I am irl?
A change in setting won't suddenly change me into someone interesting


| Fukkin Superman


| I would be the first to die in any action anime


| >>108306
Sayori in doki doki murderous action anime


| >>108325 yeah that's what I'll be


| >>108355 *who


| Underappreciated glasses-kun


| I'd still be me, just with less detail and substance.


| The faceless guy two benches down in the background on the metro


| I would be the protagonists best friend that disappears after a few episode until he needs exposition about one girl in school


| The old guy with questionable habits but a good heart.


| I completely would be Saitama before the training, but still bald.


| I wanna be Shinji...


| Anyone that have an cute childhood friend, better if is a cute trap idol


| Kozenigata Heiji, cuz life is like a hard boiled egg.


| What I'd want to be? A ninja sayan samurai from the future and a bishounen to boot
What I would actually end becoming? Some9ne just like hachiman from oregairu, but without the people that like him...


| A background character


| Jesus bitches


| I'd be Light Yagami, just because I look exactly like him and think much the same way. Barring the whole murder thing, ofc.


| Pico


| I'd be the guy that don't give a shit to nothing in the entire anime and just want to sleep. So good


| >>110678 just like Oreki before meeting Chitanda(though he kept pretending to be like that after meeting her too)


| Id be that one guy in bungou stary dogs who never goes outside and gets killed off like three chapters after his first appearance


| >>110011 how can you even think the same way w/out the murder shit


| Yop


| >>111092 The way I reason through things follows much the same pattern, and I make too many hypothetical value-based arguments.


| Light Yagami


| >>111418 but more stupid


| The one who watches anime


| I'd be a great guy, maybe even a protagonist. Cause anime is no place for lame people like RL is.


| Some observer-like character that works from behind the scenes and rarely is on spotlight.


| Ryo asuka. So gay i destroy the whole world


| Probably Roy Mustang cuz he's badass u_u


| Kuroki Tomoko


| I'd be an edgy, white haired, op af teen who goes to high school, fights bad robots with good robots and who is also unaware of the 98 girls who are in luv with me (every harem evr)


| the background character


| I'd be the one getting Ntr'd tbh, implying that i was able to get with someone


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| >>113411 best scenario


| The fapper one


| The fat antagonist that has really dumb ideas


| I'd probably be that character the antagonist bullies as an introduction, if I'm pretty I would be the losing girl in a pick-a-waifu anime


| The crow from Nichijou


| Mumen Rider from One Punch


| I'd be the best friend of main character with grey hair, carefree and somewhat wise.
Watching through the window at the branches of the willow and wandering about bootyfull things that probably would never happen to me.


| A character that is consistently in the background whenever class is in session but never introduced by name and without a strange hair color.


| I'd prefer to be some cool half-demon dude, who fights bad guys. I really hope this would not take place in a Devilman Crybaby universe cuz then this would end really badly


| This thread is slowly becoming filled with edge


| SasUKE


| >>114020 Well, nobody likes to be themselves. I'm a "copy" guy irl, who is constantly told that he looks like someone else. If I were an anime character I would like to be someone really noticable and contrast.


| Krillin


| Nano Shinonome or Tapris Sugarbell Chisaki

either one would be alright


| Itsuki Takeuchi


| >>114042 yeah but the point of the thread is what would you be? , not what do you wish to be?

And even then, Why would anyone be that edgy, I mean come on, what is this? Shadow the hedgehog?


| I'd be the lonley, tired person who just wants friends.
If magic turns up, tentacles will be my magic. >Ha ha.


| >>114020
Also,yes.


| I'd be psycho jenny because i too love ryo asuka and have bad hair


| Jengaman, kind of an anpan man but instead of being edible I'd make buildings fall if people removed a piece of me


| Probably a ripoff of Koro Sensei with more tentacles cause imagine all the possibilities


| Daru


| Trafalgar d water law definitely, I would be able to switch my classmates bodys hahahaha..... And of.... Heal.... Ppl


| Kanie Seiya from Amaburi. He's smart, handsome and he's stylish. Things that I currently am not. I could do without his narcissism.


| Satou from Welcome to the NHK. I'm currently on year two of being a Hikki.


| i wanna be pusheen


| Someone who makes puns and disappoints the group


| A mix of Haruhi Suzumiya and Satou from Welcome to the NHK.


| ayumu kasuga is the most relatable for me


| Gudetama.


| Kakyoin


| Aikurou magic nipples.

>"D. T. R."


| Nagato Yuki (she is cute and powerful)


| the senpai in the Nagatoro manga. No tears though, and all sexual tension.


| A character similar to Tomoko, but male and a little more friendly.


| Nukesaku


| SPACE DANDY


| Kirito.


| I don't know, so somebody help me. Physically, I'm a tall white guy who has high pain endurance but not a lot of strength (specifically upper body strength). I go to a good high school, I don't have my drivers license (even tho I'm 16 already), and I'm a big brother to a little pain in the ass brother. I love hanging out with my friends (primarily 2 of them), playing video games w/ them too. However, I have anger issues, I feel depressed (but not suicidal) and sometimes antisocial


| >>117245
No defining personality, a waifu magnet and bullshit skills. Yeah, ok.


| MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA


| I'd be that one background character everyone likes but has no clue about


| Nanachi is best furfag


| Ayumu the male zombie magical girl

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